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I don't win because I was more skillful or more clever. I win because THIS time, the guards stopped watching the target so closely, for once.
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*Gets spotted after killing target* Welp i screwed. *Game lags and makes me look like i'm teleporting all over the place* 0_____________________e *Dr hax comes in and kills my assassin.* What is this i don't even... WTF?!
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*Looks in mirror* *looks at boss*
Boss: "get me a drink"
*Looks at mirror again* *Looks at boss saying "get me a drink"*
Well green-suited-man. I think you have problems with your eyes, just like these unkillable cops that apparently can see 100% sharp for 5 meters ahead of them. I personally would not mistake myself for a waiter, but well... *stabs* not my problem.
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The comments the guards make after they shoot you are hilarious. "We are professionals." Not ... really. I killed your boss without you having the slightest clue, and the only reason you saw me was because I'm trying to escape before the arbitrary time limit and you're aimlessly wandering around my exit.
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Simple concept, easy level restarts, and a lot of potential for different levels. Everything you need for an enjoyable flash game.
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Why would the guards shoot on sight? Clearly people have to go in and out of there, as it seems to be a storage space. "Hey, yeah, I got the products you or--" "ASSASSIN!" *bang*
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you want to hire me? yes...how much do you want? gimme' 1000$why 1000$ because i only hve to shoot him with my... WHAT???no shooting here's my special knife ok...how much guards do i have to kill? no killing guards... okay.. give me 5000$ or i quit...
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A guard was right in front of the assasinated boss but didnt do anything!! He was just looking at the landscape, not hearing the sound of a really loud knife slice.
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Don't you just hate it when you're pulling off an assassination and you accidentally run really quickly when you're trying to turn on your invisibility suit?
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assassin: "haha! what now b**ches? I'm invisible!..... no.... don't stand there picking your nose.... i can only keep this up so long .... can you smell me or something?!? oh ****" *shots fired*
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guard 1: "I see a hair sticking out from behind a crate with my peripheral vision." Guard 2: "It's an assassin! kill it!"
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Boss: "go make me some coffee!" Guard: "who are you talking to boss?" Boss: "this cool assassin who can turn invisible." Guard: "ok. see you later boss."
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This game is objectively bad. Sorry, but you can't have a thirty second time limit and a have success be about 20% skill, 80% rng. Either have the guards follow certain rules or take off the time limit. Right now this is just rolling a die a bunch of times until you get the number you want.
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"Alright, I want you to guard me and protect me against assassins and such, but I don't want to feel like I'm being guarded, y'know what I mean? Do whatever it is you do, but don't come too close," the supervisor says. A nod. "We won't let you down, sir. We're the best quasi-guards in the country."
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The director doesn't look happy. "What do you mean he's dead? I told you five to guard the only access point to him!" The guards look around nervously. "Well, sir, we thought it would be a better idea to leave him by himself and wander around the building aimlessly. Accidents happen, sir."
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"Down to the ground!" the discombobulated guard yelled to the man in black he had so inadvertently stumbled upon while simultaneously allowing no reaction time and already filling him full of lead.
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"Shouldn't we at least investigate that giant hole which just opened up near us, then?" the first guard responded. "We don't have time for such trifles," the other one said, "if we are to keep an eye on the boss. Speaking of which, where is he? Come on, put your phone away and start searching. I believe those bloody footsteps were already here to begin with, so we can ignore those."
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"Should we perhaps use some optical aids in order to be able to see across the whole room?" one of the guards asks another. "God, Steven, you're taking this summer job way too seriously. We're doing fine," the other replies as a mysterious man sprints past them.
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"Is that a knife?" inquires the supervisor seemingly apropos of nothing but loud enough for the guards a few feet from him to hear it. "Should we perhaps look behind us to see what's there?" asks one of them another. "Nah," the other says, "he's probably talking to himself again. Now let's pass him and leave him alone for a while as the great guards we are."
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One of the guards found the body, and I was in a room next to a hallway, and the guard just kept going back and forth down the hallway. Great inspection.
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Getting the hard badge is mostly about luck because you can't know where the escape point is going to spawn and where the guards are going as it seems to be completely random.
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wish each level had some sort of planned route for the guards so you could actually have some sort of plan, other than.....run fast...hope you get lucky to beat the 30 second timer...without being seen....or having them find the body....
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A guard is running in circles right where im stelthing.
Hey let's stand on this one spot and stare at that wall and see if something happens.
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The game would be improved if we could hear squelching sounds when the assassin or the bodyguards run over the dead body of the green man, also if we could have some speech balloons from the guards shouting "Whhooaaa - I stepped in him again!" whenever they do this.
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so, one of the guards sees me, then every guard runs around frantically, and their boss is just walking around like he doesn't give a crap.