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i have to say that was the most satisfying ending until all the god of snails crap. the NEVER...GIVE...UP was heart-wrenching and nerve-wracking
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5/5 just because the uniqueness in this who thinks of a snail becoming a god by eating a plant on the far right of wherever he is and he has to go threw being a viking and a bunch of stuff lol
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Glad Adobe Flash Player has problems running in 64-bit browsers, i didn't even have to hold down the right arrow the whole time.
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I found the snail's wish to be naive, a trite wish for immortality without any conceptualization of the ramifications. No little snail, you may not live forever. To do so would devalue your life, cause you unfathomable unhappiness as you roam through life watching your friends and loved ones die to be replaced by others who are not they. And to what end? Fear of the unknown in death? If you cannot be swayed by words, then I shall refuse to comply with your wish. You need me to hold down the right key, but I don't need to indulge your selfish desires. Good Day Sir. 1/5.
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Putting the (s)nail in the coffin of games. Even the looped music is annoying. Perhaps you should rename this game: "What won't people do for badges?"
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I hate this game so much... Yet some how loved it? Might I add, if you pressed the "replay" button seek help, you are a danger to society!
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This game was flagged for review by an admin of the committee of suck, and found to be sucking. This game should not have a badge.
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it is shamefull to even think about calling this drab a game... so lame and unfunny! not even as a spoof for the 1k badge...
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