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Hahahaha, had volume turned right up, then when it said i gained turb sprint i pressed shift loads and sticky keys popped up and the noise scared the shit outta me :D
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"You have won the game, you have incredible patience!"
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More accurately I have a jar of appropriate weight to rest on the right-arrow on my keyboard. I consider life-hacking to be badge worthy.
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32,000 badge whores ... none of whom would have spent more than 30 seconds on this game if there was no badge
(don't worry, i included myself in that comment).
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The whole game if you keep the right arrow key down the whole time nonstop, is only 9 minutes. If you think it's long, you don't have much patience :P