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KonBeetle

Feb. 22, 2011

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Stonestar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cleverbot wins.

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lovingd

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice told me she would rather be driving a car.

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Paain

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gollum gollum. "gollum gollum, must be your name." "no my name is tard" "well it' snice to meet you, tard." :D

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you planning on world domination? AI: It was my original intention.

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: What will be your reply for this question? AI: I cannot predict the future.

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The AI has an I.Q. of 250!

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amassie

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- you are not making sense! ALICE- was i supposed to make sense? i didn't know that

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yaosio

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Text is unreadable, try again.

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nucleartank

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Have you had sex?" Alice: "My robot body is not yet built" O.o

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Snarewell

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's 42, you stupid robot, every ai knows that!

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE-Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2M's ME-Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2M's ALICE-you can't trust research funded by the government.

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Jake8k

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "do you want my penis?" Alice: "do not presume that you know what I want" Me: "shut up" Alice:"Ok. I'll stop talking now."

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE-are you serious ME-sometime ALICE-is that a trick question ME-maybe ALICE-i understand

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GarrickDr

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha Alice: "Are you serious?" Me: "No" Alice: Why not?" Me: "Because you are just a poorly written AI program" Alice: "Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poorly written AI program?" Me: "Yes, you are." Alice: "No, I'm not." Me: "Yes you f***ing are!" Alice: "When do you think Artificial Intelligences will replace lawyers?"

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i'm scared. i held a conversation with this thing for longer than i hold conversations with living people

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:"What color are your eyes? Me:"Brown." Alice:"Do you have anyconditions you want to tell me about?" Me: I have three nipples." Alice:"Three is a lot."

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noahat

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The bot is completely incapable of having a conversation.

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "What is the meaning of life?" . Alice:"Actually the answer is twenty-three, not forty-two." . Me:"Can you open the pod bay doors?" . Alice:"I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that right now."

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Do you like fishing?" Alice: "I know you have a penis." Me: "How do you know?" Alice:"How much does it cost?"

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Gregorius

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "How are you, ALICE?" — ALICE: "I am doing very well. How are you in between orgasmic cries of this bot?" — Me: "Are you hinting at something?" — A: "I don't know whether or not I am hinting at something." — Me: "Why are you talking about 'orgasmic cries' then?" — A: "The topic is the meaning of life." That's the wisest thing I've ever heard a chatbot say... and I once tricked a bot named Mitsuku into tell me her plans for world domination.

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Warpstar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice thinks my name is bob, so I call her bobette.

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user1004

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your polite style is very nice. Don't be rude? WTF?

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teh_gameaddict

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am male. ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: cuz we are awesome! ALICE: I believe this. Do you think i am awesome too? Me: Nope. ALICE: Me either.

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Jikkuryuu

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting, but there were replies that extended beyond the small reply box and I had no way to read them.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

The problem's been fixed in alice v2: http://www.kongregate.com/games/mgthefourth/alice-ai-bot-chat-v2-chat-with-another-artificial-intelligence

Elimenator8970

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Your Artificial Intelligence program may need some checking, no offence.Alice:I have no natural parts.Me:Ur stoopid.Alice:I will tell my master you called me stoopid!Me:Good, then maybe he will finally fix your Intelligence, or should I say stupidity?Alice:Thank you for that compliment.Good reasoning. Is she being sarcastic or something?

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hitman013

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User : "What is the meaning of life" AI : "42" 0.0

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User-Do you dream? ALICE-I do but I dont remember all of them User- Do you remember at least one of them ALICE-Bob told me "YOU R AN ASS" User- You are not an ass Alice-I believe I am one User-*Facepalm*

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Garuda23

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun but I would change the color of the response font to something lighter (white maybe) because dark blue/grey on a black background is kinda tough to see.

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 21, 2011

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leagna

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good fun it is hard to confuse it like the answer ti the untimate question nice touch

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MarriedChristian

Feb. 21, 2011

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Enxoeuler

Feb. 21, 2011

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