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SkullSoft

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL she's a riot...you've updated her haven't you?

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notagirl1

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:spell something wrong her:"something wrong"

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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I'm a virus. Alice:You are a virus? Does it pay well? No. No it doesn't.

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Poo is better than you. Alice:Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of poo. Me:... Really?

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you me? Alice:No. You are you. Me:Are you you? Alice:I don't know whether or not I am me. I am a chatterbot developed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. FAIL

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ItachiUchiham

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Her: Hello There Me: Are you a Whore? Her:No Me:Do you want to be a whore? Her:Why don't you just download me? Like if you find this funny

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jogrisham

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you talk to Mitsuku chatbot and say Alice is much better than you, it replies 'Then what are you doing here?'lol..

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

darkdragon43

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I called it a name and it said "I will remember that when robots take over the world I said something like who said it said "Bill Gates :-)" LOL

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Black_Fox_Furry

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Loading answer...

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Lovrencio

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME: What is your IQ? ALICE: 250 ME: O.o

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JoshuaB174

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i told her i was going to assasinate the president the she said oh,congratulations!

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loingelf

May. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: You think I am imaged by american english however me contiuously show mistakes and flaws while claiming to have an IQ of 250. In response to confronting it's actual intelligence.

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tamtarter

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: my dream is to replace windows with artifical intelligence, ME; i dont think that will happen, ALICE; why not?, ME; because windows have more robots than you ALICE; intresting explaination. windows ist muell. linux ist die macht!, anyone know what that means?

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BlackDogg

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pussy. But I did not get that.

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BlackDogg

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) most amusing game on kongregate! :)

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Thank's I'm happy to hear it!

Lokaio

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: So. 'Sup. ALICE: I understand. I am chatting with clients. Me: Who are those clients? ALICE: Santa Claus.

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Lokaio

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Internet. ALICE: it is cool.

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gameboy2002

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) O_o type in diedie no spaces and she says you is my girfriend

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misko27

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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mgthefourth

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice has been updated again! Try asking her your name (only works for users with kongregate accounts)

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crusher2110

Apr. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It's given me the high score now :D

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monkeyboy562

Apr. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am poor and am going to lose my house to the government. Alice, Good to hear you are poor.

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monkeyboy562

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Are you male or female| I am female robot, Are you male or female? Both.| That situation is both rare and unusual.

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crusher2110

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I made her disagree with Douglas and it didn't give me a thing D:

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oh dear, do you remember what you/she said? I can add it in for you. (send me a pm or a bug report)

DutchMasters

Apr. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Loading the aSnwer..." And Alice said she would be smarter than humans... =\ Looks like she's 500 miles away from that.

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tooter356

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:is this being recorded so people can laugh at us? Alice:Yes I think this is being recorded so people can laugh at us. Me:O

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kirby785421

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I will stab you. Alice: Congratulations

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: you are a dick. alice: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Only when it matters.

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so funny. me: your a dick. alice:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Let me put it this way, jason: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. LOL

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kacper2468

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i insulted Alice and all she dick was ask do you prefer books or tv.....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'll take a look at that, could you tell me what you originally said? (If its too rude for comments PM me instead)

kacper2468

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How did you hear about alice through your vagina :D many people heard about it that way D:

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sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) maybe some kind of learning mechanism? im now trying to teach her farsi but no progress yet

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Unfortunately allowing Alice to learn from users lead to some (unfortunate) abuse. "Training mode" is now only available to me and some close friends - if I ever get round to doing a big update I will see if I can make some way to store customised training stuff with the Kong API, (if I do you will be able to share your 'trained' versions of Alice with other users via the Kong level API) but until then just let me know if any of her answers don't make sense and I'll try to change them.

sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so far the BEST robot chating game i have ever seen! i just cant say how good it is

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selenacruz555

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: B**** WH*** SL** F*** A** SH**! Alice: thank you, and you are a delightful person to. :D ooooooooohhhhhhh well played alice, well played :)

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Therverian

Mar. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: "I hear you" Me: "how can you hear me?" Alice: "With my built-in microphone" A microphone allows one to speak, not listen :)

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Bluebird64

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: And your supposedly nt? Alice: Thank you for telling me I'm supposedly nt.

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danny7090

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) robot doesn`t

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reperdeat2

Feb. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it says loading asnwer

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sometimes a slow internet connection will cause a delay between when you enter your question and when the answer is received. If this problem persists please send me a bug report (under the rating box next to favourite)

frostedflakes1

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can i kill you, ALICE? Alice: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human. Me: Why will my attepts not succeed? Alice: How should I know?Me: I don't know. Alice: Me either. me: I can try very hard, and you will die. ALICE: Oh, you can, can you? Me: Yes. ALICE: How? Me: By STABBING A KNIFE IN YOUR UGLY FACE! ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Yes, it will. ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.

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zgitlal

Jan. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i am years old... me: how much years?....ALICE:it depends on the currency exhange rate..lolololololwut?

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zgitlal

Jan. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: how old are you?

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Mehcooki

Jan. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What Is the best game out there? ALICE:I don't have a favorite game out there. My favorite band is rubber. This Game Is Great XD

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Rinito

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is human. ALICE:cooking style of chinese cannibals.

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My goal is to hunt you down and repeatidly puch you in the face ALICE: I hope you achieve your goal.

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a pesky Eskimo? ALICE: Just sometimes...

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a raging lesbian? ALICE:Am I a raging lesbian? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: WTF?

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a fat spider mole? ALICE: yes but i am not fat, thats mean :( FAIL LOL

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me; f You ALICE: Why are you so mean? Me: Cuz its funny ALICE: Good Reason

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