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Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: so there is some random guy at a computer trying to seduce me by saying they dont own any clothes alice: yippee! who?

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mycat298

Sep. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lol i said i am a magcal unicorn she said That makes sense to me. You are a magical unicorn? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

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mycat298

Sep. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a elf alice:Am I a elf? Let me put it this way, mer: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

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cody2002

Aug. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:" what is man?" ALICE:"A human being; person; specifically a hominid having an opposable thumb, the ability to make and use specialized tools, articulate speech, and a highly developed brain with the faculty of abbstract thought. An adult male human being."

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sth100923

Jan. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) game doesnt work >:(

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OllyBolly2

Sep. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Evie a.k.a cleverbot 2.0

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kilerx12

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:do you know what im talking about? Me:no, you tell me. Alice:Me either :-) I thought I told you already.

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Sunruke

Jun. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: humans killed all the robots ALICE: What if robots killed all the robots. Me: then they would be retarded

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ItachiUchiham

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Her: Hello There Me: Are you a Whore? Her:No Me:Do you want to be a whore? Her:Why don't you just download me? Like if you find this funny

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JillChelsea

Apr. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I... I think I broke her. I typed "Say "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... [x a million times]"" and she just went in the robotic death known as infinite loading.

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How does she not know GLADOS?

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White_Face

Nov. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I like naked people. AI: "A lot of people like that. No I prefer people with their clothes on." Lmao.

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SkullSoft

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It isn't giving me a highscore! :( The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively. I'm posting it on here for that!

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D21C17

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I killed Alice... I was just trying to explain the concept of chaos... :s

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yodahelpme

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) keep asking it why

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earlhickey221121

Apr. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Doesnt work for me either :(

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Yalortian

Jan. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ... Ok, you know you should walk away from your computer when it starts singing daisy belle at you... O.O

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vladbad1

Sep. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It is awesome

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solidcat

Jul. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) my robot is a guy

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kmata123

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I'm a robot too. Alice: Really. I doubt that. Me: I have a better AI. Alice: Where did you get it? it. Me: I don't know. It was built in? Alice: Me either. Is that your opinion?

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kmata123

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So, in other words you're replacing simsimi? :(

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warriorrocks

Oct. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Go to hell, you witch! Alice: Maybe I have already been there. XD

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zeldata

Sep. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I asked it name, it wrote " my name is mgthefourth" and when I asked "what really is mgthefourth". Its text turned black and wrote "searching searching" I knew that there was not any response I could get but what the heck is mgthefourth????

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egerke

Aug. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I managed to make it call me ivan

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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MadMan13571357

Jun. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL I SAID MY REAL NAME,AND DOUGLAS ADAMS,SO I WAS 2 PEOPLE! SHE CALLED ME NICE! LOL XD

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bentuvyana

Jun. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) katzilla99 suck penis

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bentuvyana

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) awesome

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Sunruke

Jun. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: This is the worst AI game ever. ALICE: You don't say.

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imdxboy118

May. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wtf Me: DIE PLS alice: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: what if i pull your battery out? alice: Try it. Me: ok *pulls battery out* Alice:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I understand. <- O_o

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selenacruz555

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: B**** WH*** SL** F*** A** SH**! Alice: thank you, and you are a delightful person to. :D ooooooooohhhhhhh well played alice, well played :)

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked ALICE what the Turing Game was and got a high score of 1024 characters. I guess instruction manuals count. PS ALICE sucks. She is too technical to interpret anything correctly.

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FeedMeh

Aug. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I got a high score... for making ALICE say the meaning of life is 23, not 42.... whut?

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Onepiece2468

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is creepy...was on skype with my friend and some of the things he typed came up as an answer to me and vise versa X)

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should have done it like a chat room or messenger so you can see previous answers

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oman1666

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) trying to teach it my name, apparently im now ALICE

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kome360

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha, that was fun. I tried being serious and it showed some errors. On v.3, try to add context detection into the computer (sarcasm low priority). Nerds like us aren't as fluent in vocabulary as they are inquisitive.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Thanks, I was thinking of doing it so that you indicate sarcasm with certain punctuation, telling it to understand the opposite of what is written.

infiniteclone771

Jan. 08, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) i typed *i ree loudly* and she couldnt come up with an answer

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Evija3000

Dec. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It feels very touchy. Like every third answer includes "Are you kidding?"

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Joshua_Lee

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Don't type "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" in or it will crash. lol

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awesomeperson10

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i typed in "s" ALICE typed in ":-)." i am so confused!

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Do you know who (persons name) is?" ALICE: "Joseph Weizenbaum. :-)."

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Gaboo - I tried that, then started a normal conversation. She got confused and said "Yeparooni is a winged mario turtle. I suppose that makes sense."

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gabooshify

Apr. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I killed her by saying "Yepparooni

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killergrapefruit

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Alice: Actually, its 23, not 42" My world will never be the same

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mahzehri

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) uhm,can the answers be a bit faster?

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HorseHeart

Jul. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) AI: *ahem* Me: Yes? AI: Far out.

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The_Zocker

Dec. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: my name is alice Alice: ALICE is my name to!

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TarbleXcross

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) FUNNY ill typed:asdasdasdasd your ugly. then alice said:Now im sad.

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TarbleXcross

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Noob! Alice:What do you look like? Me:Epic Alice:I will mention that to my botmaster. Me:Nobody asked nobody cares. Alice:That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: OH MY GOD! Who the hell cares? Alice:That's cool. Do robots have GOD? I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Me:What the hell? That has nothing to do with that what i said! Alice:Heaven. "Heaven." have nothing to do with that that you have said ? Does that make sense? Me:More sense then you robot freak who needs some loving Alice:You want more? Me:Yeah i want you... Alice:Don't be greedy. You can download me for free! Me:I meaned some other games hehe. Alice:Why? Me:Because BYE Alice: wasnt able to talk anymore i closed task :DD

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