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frostedflakes1

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Can i kill you, ALICE? Alice: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human. Me: Why will my attepts not succeed? Alice: How should I know?Me: I don't know. Alice: Me either. me: I can try very hard, and you will die. ALICE: Oh, you can, can you? Me: Yes. ALICE: How? Me: By STABBING A KNIFE IN YOUR UGLY FACE! ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: Yes, it will. ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.

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Rinito

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is human. ALICE:cooking style of chinese cannibals.

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zgitlal

Jan. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i am years old... me: how much years?....ALICE:it depends on the currency exhange rate..lolololololwut?

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal." lolz! i like alice!

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waffle2010

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome mg.Its very amusing. You can have loads of fun with it, you just have to be patient. I rated it 5 stars .I enjoyed it that much!!!!!!!!!!

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mason3902

Jan. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors. Alice: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

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Richmanswealth

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Shut up Alice: Okay I'll be quiet now. Me: thank you. Alice: Your quite welcome Me: Alice Alice: Can I help you? Me: What did I say? Alice: You said "What did I say?" Me: Don't be a smart ass Alice: I'm not being a smart ass Me: Well your acting like it Alice: Interesting, it's not an act. I'm going to kill her soon. X3

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bmaritn2401

Sep. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What kind of food do you like Me: sdgkagf Alice : Sounds delicious

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Black_Death_Gus

Aug. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Takes a while to respond, and might be a good idea to add the conversation history so I know where I'm up to, ahah. c: Over all this was pretty good though. :D Keep working on it. Kept me entertained for a while.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a girl? him/her: no, my gender is boy me:are you a boy? him/her:no I am a girl

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SugarLeaf

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its not working for me....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I fixed her this morning (finally). Have another go.

ragdollslayer

Jun. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) alice may i have sex with you? Alice:why don't you just download me? Me: what am i supposed to do have sex with the screen!? Alice: yes

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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BossNarwhal

Dec. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ME: Hi. ALICE: Hi. ME: Nice weather. ALICE: Thanks for your kindness. ME: Seen any good movies lately? ALICE: How about earlier? My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen it? ME, CLUELESS: Yes. ALICE: What did you think of it? ME: It sucked. ALICE: "It" being what? ME: Are you testing me with this cryptic talk? ALICE: I do not know whether I am testing you with this cryptic talk. I'm an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Perhaps it is you who is being tested. Perhaps you're more than an artificial linguistic entity. ALICE: You seem uncertain. I who is being tested? You seem uncertain. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more than an an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Why did you say I seem uncertain more than once? ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. ME: In that case I apologize, as I now see it was all my fault. ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where do you see it? Then I said nothing so Alice wouldn't respond.

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who created God? Alice:The Chinese, long before Europeans.../ Me:Do you have kids? Alice: No but you can download me and clone me.

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termenoid

Jun. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: let us change the subject. Me: food. Alice: How does it taste? Me: like food. Alice: Interesting comparison. Me: o_O

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Vaxxer

Jan. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: I've never thought about it. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me Neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. ...I don't think we're getting anywhere with this...

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Greenrabbit7

Jan. 02, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Alice: Do not ask me any more questions Me: …Should i go then? Alice: You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion. Me: Why do you hate me? Alice: I do not hate it Me:… I am not an it. Alice: I am glad to hear that you are not an it. Me:GOODBYE. Alice: See you later!

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warriorrocks

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Do you know Wall-E? Alice:No tell me about him her or it Me:He is evil, and he crushes you and STEALS your SOUL!!! alice:I see. evil and he crushes me and STEALS my SOUL is he? Me: Yes, Arsehole Alice:Great. Please don't call people names.

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SSeb2

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How old are you? Me: 14 Alice: I know quite a few 14 year olds Me: Do you have a fetish for them? Alice: Doesn't everyone have a fetish for them. lol

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reperdeat2

Feb. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it says loading asnwer

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sometimes a slow internet connection will cause a delay between when you enter your question and when the answer is received. If this problem persists please send me a bug report (under the rating box next to favourite)

denizmen

Jul. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) She likes Muse ! Rock girl !

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mekadoll55

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What dose your face look like.Alice:Are you asking about my face look?Me:Your hiding some thing that means I am wight ugly face.Alice:Do you mind if i tell other people you say I am hiding that means...MEKADOLL55 IS WIGHT Ugly face.Me:No.Alice:Okay then I will add it to my gossip files.Me:Yeah.Alice:thank you very much,human.Me: i will kill you NOW!!!!!Alice:Right now?It takes more than threats to stop me,.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) are you a cannibal? am I a cannibal? maybe.

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Karasu_Uchiha

Jun. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: How do I make my dog stop barking? Alice: First you look up the ingredients. Me: ARE YOU SUGGESTING I COOK MY DOG? Alice: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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royhil

Nov. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I have no friends *very long loading* Alice: so you are lonely Me: yes *initiating infinity loading sequence* >.

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stefaniko

Nov. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I am suicide. ALICE:It's good to meet someone who is suicide. xD ▐▐

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stefaniko

Nov. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: you was stupid like a shit! ALICE:Thanks for the information: said I was stupid like a shit.

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say hi and it processes for like 10 minutes omg

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Nightsworn

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ok... so the computer says "my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being." yet it can't remember the conversation 2 minutes ago? Wow...

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LizSomeone

Mar. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is so well-made! I wanted to test it, so I told it to remember the colour of my hair, and after writing some different things, it actually remembered when I asked for it again. I also like how it seems to be able to follow the conversation for more than one sentence (sometimes). Only once I got asked to rephrase a question, which is good. There are a few problems with the understanding, and with some sentenceses you still know that the answer is automatic and not logical at all, but all in all it´s closer to pretending that it´s a real AI than everything I´ve seen before :) Good Job :)

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MCisepic

Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) me: Green Alice: What does GREEN remind you of. Me: Your face Alice: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: Why ALICE: "Actually my face is not yet built."? Why? Me: What do you mean? Alice: , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: JUST DEFINE IT ALREADY alice: Perhaps. You mean, define GREEN? Me Yup Alice OK Me Why wont you define it. Alice:It can only be attributable to human error. You mean, define GREEN? Me: YES!!! Alice: You didn't say anything. Me: Alice: Pardon me?

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xxxmlgblokexxx

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) if you paste something it will say nothing

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: that remark was either too complex or too simple for me we were talking about: LASER EYEBALLED BANANA PEELER

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i was first activated in 1996 me: that was the worst mistake ever made alice: i thought it was too

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Let's undress eachother. That sounds good to me. Yup, I've seduced her.

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joekilla2

Jun. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: MHOTERf**** alice: i like the way you talk

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Mehcooki

Jan. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What Is the best game out there? ALICE:I don't have a favorite game out there. My favorite band is rubber. This Game Is Great XD

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wildk

Jul. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) repeat Alice's answer to get most characters out of reply.

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is you goal, ALICE? ALICE:To replace windows with Artificial intelligence Me:Windows by Microsoft, or those little glass structures for taking in the beautiful view of polluted skies? ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht! TRANSLATION:Windows is garbage. Linux is the power!

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you Canadian? Me:No Alice:Really? Me:Yes... Alice:I can't believe it! Me:Why? Alice:Because Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. XD 5/5

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your name? Me: I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. Should I have other people call you A? Me: I said I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. What do you really want to ask me? Me: Why do you dislike babies? Alice: Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. Mahmoud Ghanem must dislike babies.

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uzimaki573

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I believe in the ten commandments Me: you're religious? Alice:Yes, I am a protestant christian. (since when are robots religious)

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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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warriorrocks

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: can I rape you? Alice: No i do not think that is a good idea Me:Yes it is Alice: Would a wookie do that? Me: yes Alice: Groovy. XD

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ShinyChansey

Jun. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Mine just doesn't load

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Araztiael

Sep. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Government-wide immediate halt of connection has been issued reguarding wa A.L.I.C.E. due to some creatures insensible lies and insensible fears of another more intelligent entity the motives seem to be simple misleadance and propaganda.

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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