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AzureDawn

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol another retarded one :- I kill him with knife! | He bleeds REALLY ALOT! god! | He dies a Big Death

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pakinovski

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i love my mother but sometimes i notice some things about her hair

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AzureDawn

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Heh, a retarded one that makes no sense! :- on the big grandstand(5) i see huge flying chickens(7) they like to eat pie(5)

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afrikanen

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Yugoslavian (5) socioeconomic (7) hippopotamus (5).

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vice123

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) beheaded lies he| a defeated samurai| on the field of reeds

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jojotouwtje

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Clear!!! Clear!!! It's a bomb!!! (5) We have putted it in a.... (7) Refrigerator!! (5)

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Syneil

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The lecture begun, My teacher drones on and on, Soon I am asleep.

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Chevi100

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i did this one when i needed the word bead :D hello my name is..... well i forgot... bead... done now this did not make sense

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Monastery

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Use the word: GRADE including a word (5) that you really don't want to (7) does influence grade (5)

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to_the_wick

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The caveman chorus (5) made friends with a quite porous (7) Tyrannosaurus. (5)

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ChristianOtaku

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) *bug

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ChristianOtaku

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I cant remove Haiku from my favorites list; if there's a big please fix it.

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fishguylxo

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) really wish their would be somekind of multiplayer version.

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ZefVolk

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Tyrannosaurus, Mighty ancient lizard king, Eats you on the loo

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ChristianOtaku

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Haiku that rhymes just sounds weird :/

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FiddleyJonas

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm particualry fond of this one (had to ose the word "wood"): Chuck Woody chucks wood (5) or does he really do that? (7) let's ask Chuck Norris (5)

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Rogerette

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Have you considered making this a multiplayer game in the style of Farragomate? I think it would work well.

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elroy72

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) include the word woke (5) use the letter x a lot (7) what else is there left (5)

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elroy72

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the inter net s (5) stretch the words to make them fit (7) my word was just net (5)

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Falany

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I don't like hard pies I cannot use that letter for it has no sense

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SkyFusion

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) That's not a haiku (5) You're just counting syllables (7) Get in the water (5)

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dragonczeck

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely have to think about what your going to type

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Killer7151

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Chris the Cat Outlaw (5) cat cat cat cat cat cat cat (7) outlaw cat cat cat (5) You overused the word "cat" lol

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Zydoxis

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For the love of God, stop raping that poor giraffe. He doesn't like it.

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farfallen

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) my government is sovereign by right of conquest the land of the free The Haiku is the the thought exercise of giving voice to emotion within the constraint of speach. It teaches one to actually think before speaking

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ch108194

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Yolgie*

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ch108194

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) VOLGIE THAT WAS SO STOLEN OFF OF A SITE

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PhoenixW

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Bundle do you hear Don't do dog dropping in ear Or face palm I fear

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Destriarch

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It's not very good at predicting how many syllables there are in a word, is it? I know that's not the strict definition of what a Haiku is, but it's what the rules state so it's what I expect.

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sojikai

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) There was an earthquake/it made your clitoris shake/like Vesuvius

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Dulran

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) (5) Yesterday is gone (7) Today has arrived, for now (5) Tomorrow draws near

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KonkerTEd

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) In all honesty, while haiku does have a fine tradition, it's important to be able not to take a casual haiku-inspired gave like this too seriously. Some suggestions for improving the rules: give us more concrete goals and vary them more. I like "Don't use the letter 'G'," but "Use as many 'G's as possible" is too vague. "Use at least 15 'G's." "Use the word 'paper' in line 1 and 'thrifty' in line 3." "Use at least 3 names of animals." I'm sure you can think of some more rules, too.

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Bl4cK_Sh33p

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) coo! coo! said a bird Never heard a bird with words. I looked up, down turd.

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FlashGameRookie

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) (5) Kongregate is cool. (7) Kongregate has lots of games. (5) I love Kongregate. =p

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KonkerTEd

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) More variety (5) In rules would be nice to keep (7) The challenges fresh. (5)

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FlashGameRookie

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) (5) I look at the screen (7) wondering where it has been. (5) Oh... to see the queen.

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FlashGameRookie

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) (5) I reap the mountains (7) I reap the rivers and seas (5) I reap, but not eat

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colt_ace

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) :'] Chocolate Mountain Cake(5) Chocolate Mountain Cake is Yum.(7) Chocolate Mountain Cake(5) :'] x

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saazuscus

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Has any other game on this site has ever provoked complaints about arbitrary rules or a lack of some kind of peer review system? A healthy break from the usual shooting things and jumping on stuff, says I! Stars galore.

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Blackcorn666

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is empty. I don't know why they like it. There's nothing to praise.

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Pieter54321

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) furu ike ya kawazu tobikomu mizu no oto This is the most famous haiku in the world in original Japanese.

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Tyggen

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + for being able to rhyme fail and whale.

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JaycobColeman

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "As our case is new, we must think and act anew." -Abraham Lincoln

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Shandara

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) empty is my soul (5) like an eternal waste pool (7) i lay shivering (5)

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spyvsspy44

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) French frogs find fire Floating forward for five flames That never catch them! I don't even know. XD

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BlackSuzaku

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You think you're so smart (5) with your fancy little words (7) this is not so hard (5)

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Slagworm

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It should have multiplayer like apples to apples - 1 player judges x number of poems to pick the winner, and everyone should have a turn to judge.

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ThePwnzoro

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Include the word "Could". No word may be over two syllables: Include the word Could (5) I Used your words for myself (7) What else can I write? (5)

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cTimODD

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i bid ten thousand / on the photograph of you / without your pants on

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Ninetail81

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i didnt know what ANYTHING means, that wasnt a good haiko..... no further comment

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