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And yet another hacker joins the party. What are you trying to accomplish? Proving how little of a life you have, that you need to hack an idle game?
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If you right click, take your mouse over "Why Did You Right Click? Get Back To Just Trolling!", and thereafter press A, you'll get to Adobe Flash Player webside... THE TROLL IS SPONSORED! I found it out, Moshdef, now give me a cookie.
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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I switched to guard duty. It pays better wages, it's safer, and I also get to see my family.
Like Shakespeare's Hamlet, the story of Just Trolling is truly timeless, portraying the human condition so deeply and so decisively that it will echo through the ages as one of mankind's greatest works.
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This game actually just loads so fast that the human brain cannot comprehend what happened, leaving you only THINKING you see a grey screen.
Only once you have gained a higher level of consciousness through regular consumption of cornflakes and nicely cooked human faces, will you be able to see the true form of this game.
Heil Satan.
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If we had Moshdef's twitter account we could nominate him as king of the web at http://kingofweb.com/ <--- Winners get 1500$, and 100$ daily if they are within the top 10.
Global Warming is so 2000-late. "Global Weirding" is the new term that they like to use, since the planet isn't heating up it's actually just going crazy. Earth 2.0: Ultimate Extreme Mode. Challenge accepted.
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Hacking an Idle game... Here's when you know you have absolutely failed at everything at life. I mean, why the heck do you want a highscore here? To make people think that you have more free time than you actually have? C'mon, grow up...
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Just added a 500k button... Thanks to everyone for helping us reach this milestone! I'll definitely be doing some kind of kred giveaway to the top players sometime in the near future, maybe when we reach 1,000,000 plays? Let me know what you think of that idea.
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OH DEAR GOD NO WHO WOULD DO THIS... WAIT I KNOW. It's Greg. He was mad that Mosh was giving out illegal secrets from deep inside the kong database....
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I think players are thinking this game is a blank screen. It's not. It's Just Trolling you. The numbers in the highscore shows long you've been trolled. The trick is to right click --> settings, then backspace then forward quickly before the last page loads, then delete Kong Cookies and History. Come back, right click, and there'll be a start game. This is a huge MMORPG game. As you start, equip your Training Blade and do the quests. For your race, I heard Immorate was pretty good but I use Xrythia, the goblin/orc stealth race. Yrivna have got good as tech though, so if you're a pro, choose that. From what I've seen Urtiaflve are the most UP, their units are cheap and they're supposed to be strong in hordes but they're pretty weak late game. Anyways, see you all in multiplayer.
My name is Moshdef and I approve this comment... Except instead of deleting your cookies, just mail them to me. I currently live in the alley behind Kongregate HQ.
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Eduard Khil, aka Mr. Trololo, has passed away. I am currently working on a candlelight vigil to take place within Just Trolling, so please stay tuned. RIP Eduard Khil, your spirit will live on with the trolls of the world.