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She might just be angry that you'll spend $30,000 on something like a mask. or shoes. or whiskey. Seriously, who sells these things at that price?
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Awesome game with good use of humor between the ending and the moobs. Excellent gameplay. I didn't even realize the awards were giving me bonuses until I beat the game. My only complaint is more of a correction than a complaint but the award for reaching 88mph increases your max speed... but since the effect takes place instantly when you do it, your speed is technically NEVER capped at 88mph, but is always 100. You did not fool me this time sir.
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just to make it clear. the whiskey bottles full of yellow liquid that are flying around? that's recycled whiskey. yes...
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Does the upgrade to increase combo time work correctly? It increases the combo necessary for fever - I want to downgrade.
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My girlfriend rejects my proposal, asks for a bigger gem, kicks me in the behind multiple times, i have to endure with all those moobs, cats scratching my face, dirty underwear in the eys, and while i'm going through all this trying to get enough money to buy her the ring, then she arrives flying around in a rocket dragon thingy and i tought ''cool, i'm gonna get a ride on that rocket dragon thngy". NO!! She starts trowing dynamites in me and breaking my combo... So, why do i want to marry her again?
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Wow. When you max everything out, the game pretty much plays its self as long as you keep yer speed up with whiskey. >.>
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As a former resident of New Orleans, I have to say this is a pretty accurate depiction.
Personal thanks for censoring the moobs, even though my memory can't.
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Something I've noticed with a lot of your games: The hitbox detection is really shoddy. There are times where I run into someone straight ahaed of me, and the collision detection wouldn't notice a thing. Nice when it ignores the debris, not nice when it ignores multiple people in front of you IN A ROW.
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One of the most interactive launching games around (you can freely move around in the game window). Unfortunately, and despite the funky graphics, it's kind of slow and, well, not exactly enticing.
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The next morning: Co-worker: Hey Dick whats up, so how did it all work out with Jane. Dick: O she said no sadly. Co-worker: oh...how did you deal with that? *Dick holds up tons of thongs and bra's* Dick: I guess you can say *takes off glasses* I bounced back.
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What? You mean I DON'T win for collecting the pizza? Name one situation where not collecting pizza would benefit you.
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Have you ever been so drunk that while collecting 500k for a date, that you tried to fight against the love of your life flying on a dragon and throwing dynamite while you jump on balloons that are attached to live sharks to which you get to by touching fat guys with moobs?
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Great game, except it seems to me that the "Longer Combos" upgrade cancels out the "Better Fever" upgrade--at maxed out, you can't get Fever at all! I suppose it could be a strategy decision--fever or upgrade bonus... o.O
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Am I the only one finding it impossible to get a fever combo? I'm almost fully upgraded in everything and can't get one (also i stopped upgrading my combo time cuz it seems to make the needed combo much higher)
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Sorry for this second post may seem like spam but if I had a GF that strong I would make her fight my fights and the upgrades are funny bouncier heads is like putting oil on their head when you are going to bounce on them and would rather be hurt on the skin than hurt in the heart.
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Hey Nerdook, I would like to order the same whiskey that is advertised in this game because I would love to have whiskey that makes me run faster. Thanks.
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I got awarded the "Crimson Power" achievement the same time I got hit by the things the girl was throwing.. I am now unable to be convinced that she is tossing anything other than used feminine hygiene products.
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Anyways, to the guys who says your character is on the dragon and says its a glitch, you only see yourself on the dragon if you pass 500 K before 1000 distance.