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*Land perfect grab, throw guy in air, land about one out eight hits, kicks guy, ninja immediately swoops down and guy stops moving*
I have now spent more than hour on this game, I have only got decent points when the office guy gets locked in some kind of unblockable combo loop, he normally blocks all of my attacks, and when he doesn't? Ninjas . Why is this harder and more luck reliant than a damned arcade game? I spent hours on Burrito Bison, if it takes hours to stop being incredibly frustrating to play, people won't play it, screw this game, I'm going to play toss the turtle.
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An interesting idea, but let down with very poor explanation of how to play the thing and incredibly non-intuitive and difficult controls, I get a launch every ten or so attempts, and I've done about a hundred so far. Oh and yeah, hitting the briefcase causing me to lose time and rage, Eff that noise, so irritating, especially when you only get about five hit's if he blocks none anyway, and sometimes he seems to block better than Shao Khan from MK3.
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Not Bad but needs work, slightly addictive but i had to mute the music at one point and i feel not much satisfaction from upgrades. The Background/music can change as you progress in "Levels" as the ninjas could be thugs, to evil karate men then to ninjas etc. I like how the kick makes height and the Energy blast makes distance but it could be a set of skills for each so its not that monotone but its upgrade Ki or melee skills. This game has a lot of potential and its concept is very refreshing
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40,075km. That's the circumference of the earth at the equator. That is, 40 million meters. My distance for kicking the guy is 50 million meters. The earth's atmosphere is 480km thick (480 thousand meters). And my maximum height for kicking the guy was 50 million meters too. This also means I launched him one eighth of the way to the moon. How come he didn't break orbit? Either way, looks like we have a new space program through enraged martial artists. Keep training him, we'll be able to get people on the moon effortlessly. And then go beyond...
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SadShyBoy's strategy is gold. you can milk that trick forever if you max out your stats and keep kicking ninjas. my final score was 174,336,255!
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wow my score is ultra high heres my score on my last run today! 12,965,412 its not as hard at it seems once you get enough upgrades hit him eneough times need 200 power points and then hit him very near 45 degrees and then flying kick spam him (1 kick about every 3 seconds or so) until you get him into space (pitch black) then kick him with flying kick about every 5-9 seconds or until the height stops going up then when run out of power points kill the ninjas if you do this the right way you'll get about as high as me or higher! + to keep alive (if you want a high high score)
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Remember kids, if you grow up and be a business man, never fire, or forget to give tax returns back to super buff bad @$$es
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I cant do the infinite loop thing. I kill ninjas and stuff till 200, but after 2 mins of infinite energy, not enough ninjas come and suddenly a kick takes 20-30 energy. Did they fix it? or am i not doing something right
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Lets see. I'm assuming m is meters. So I kicked this guy up 4128.5 KM. That is halfway to the exosphere well beyond what most things orbit the earth at. I also kicked him around the world 1/4 of the way. I think I discovered a new mode of travel. Less painful than dealing with the TSA, too.
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OK I have to admit... The game is rather slow to start, but freaking awesome once you get built up. Nothing feels better than kicking a businessman so hard that he see stars... in space.