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Wow. I thought this game was utter crap at first. The beginning is just too confusing. I went to JayIsGames and read the basics, and the game got a ton better. 4/5, but really... redo the beginning of the game.
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The balance isn't quite right. I spent a lot of time doing tiny punts for few points until I finally managed to get to a certain point of upgrades, then suddenly one or two good rounds is enough to max out the upgrades and one more round maxes out what you can accomplish (since there is an upper bound on the amount of power you can achieve). After that, there's nothing left to do, and the effort was not very rewarding.
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Well, the beginning of it was surprisingly difficult until you get the briefcase dodging. Then once you get the speed and power for the air stuff, break the briefcase, and wail on him. Once in the air.... it just becomes almost impossible to come back down haha. 4/5 fun game.
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say ok... I hit 600,000,000 just in height, maxed out everything at once, and got bored... heheh, 4/5, would be 5/5 but gets boring once you can continuously ninja it into the air >.>
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Fun though it becomes, the game is difficult when first starting and you might get bored before getting to the fun part
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I just kicked him over 6 million meters into the air.
If I get this down right I could basically keep him flying indefinitely.
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Could stand to rework the hitbox on the air attacks, seem to be some deadzones in it that don't really match up with where you're told to click.
Plus, they're kinda dinky to start with anyway.
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Boring game once you "beat it" but still good times to get there. Break the suitcase is for end game.. at the end of the game you just shatter the suitcase right away and pound his face.
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this is game purely made for thos who want to get a highscore badly sorta fun tho still but u could be playing something funner takes no skill 3/5
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soo... I circled earth 1.5x with a lawyer... and ended up with enough money to max everything lol yeah, this game kept me very occupied. 5/5
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really unbalanced upgrades, and the animation doesn't really match up with the alleged distances. it could be fun, but it's just boring.
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Rofl. When you hit the point you can go forever until you just decide to stop it is just silly. Distance: 192426338m Height: 205159958m. That Karate Man would be the answer to getting a person to Mars.
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Suitcase is ridiculous. Apparently this scrawny banker is also a secret Mad Karate Man since he's got the reflexes to block every gd punch/kick i throw at him.
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Maxxed skills. Got a score of Distance: 707,341,934 Height: 1,048,111,899 and 34800 kills. I could have kept going but I dozed off. This resulted in a score of 3,510,977,266 putting me at number 36 on the leader board for today. I dread to think how long the guy who got over 100,000,000,000 and is number 3 spent playing this game.
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Modab, you then click the guy. The circles are hit zones, they disappear after a while. You hit the guy where he is not holding the suitcase.
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How do I actually do anything? I click once to grab them, he goes up in the air, 4 circles appear, and then nothing...
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wow! for the first time ever a ninjakiwi fail 1/5 and it'll take too long to list what i didn't like so i'll list what i did - the back button!
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Oh cripes, nvm...figured it out. 3M+ meters distance 2M+ height and 9000+ kills. Pretty cool, but is boring end game.
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Here's the gist of what you need to know but the game doesn't tell you: You must achieve at least 30 on your power meter to be able to use any special attacks. Using a special attack drains, obviously, 30 power. Drop-kicking passerby ninjas adds power to your meter to prolong your attack. You figure this all out later but it would help if the game said it plainly instead of indirectly in the hints.
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Got bored of keeping him in the air after reaching 200 million meters. Ridiculous that you can continue to keep going forever.
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I must comment. This game just did something phenomenal. It saved my game. But that isn't all. When I pressed continue it started my game... and ran the tutorial screen again! Wow! The game actually said, "Here man... You had a long night last night I know. We were having fun but in case you forgot how we were doing it, this is how." Thank you!
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i'd like to enjoy this game but i like life too much and it has already stolen to many precious seconds from me - and still hasnt gotten fun yet
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I do agree the "Break suitcase easier" upgrade seems to be useless. There could be others that need tweaking but my god it's hard to keep track of all of them as a user. The guys at Ninja Kiwi and Big Lizard need to run another alpha on this to be sure everything is programmed correctly. That being said this game is marvelous. It takes the "How far can you toss this poor defenseless animal" and takes it to another level. It is slow to begin with, super slow. But so is every other one I've ever played. That's what upgrades are all about. Now, if there were a second version I'd love to see more options for beating the crap out of the banker while you're juggling but still, good job.
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It makes me speechless how such a good programmed game with such nice graphics can be totally ruined just because of the horrible tweaking. I bet if there weren't a suitcase, the scores would be above 4.xx...