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widgetdog

Apr. 15, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) So that's what the Steamlands weapon was named after. I feel dumb. >.>

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Bullethead1

Apr. 02, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) BTW, never choose "try again" or your score goes to zero... select level instead to replay. Why would Nitrome do that?

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Bullethead1

Apr. 02, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else having problems with the chain triggers on level 23? First one works, second doesn't. Love this game, but not being able to finish it is frustrating.

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onlythefakest

Feb. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Wait, does he say Ma-DAMN when he dies?

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killyou898

Apr. 13, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) used to play all the time

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cab656

Sep. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I want that gun.

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CaptVulcan94

Jul. 23, 2014

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densch

Mar. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Still a great game!

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judasen

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Does anybody else think that this game and Steamlands may take place in the same universe. They mention a great war in Steamlands, but not the participants.

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DarkeagleZ

Nov. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, CHAIN gun. I see.

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Dukf2

Sep. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dirk Valentine And The Martian Underworld huh ? first saw that 4 years ago, when this game was published.

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uberpenguin

Jul. 08, 2013

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ashu02

Mar. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) cooooooooooooool ;)

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monogenis

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, fun to play as well. :)

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TechUnadept

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the enemies Wilhelm Scream when they die...

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ubergamerman

Jan. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I haven't played this since 2008 and it's still awesome. only difference is i don't suck at it anymore.

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mrquacks

Dec. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) NEEDS A PREQUEL/SEQUAL

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mrquacks

Dec. 09, 2012

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DefndrGameCoyle

Nov. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha, the 'Wilhelm scream' getting a good airing

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gorillaz234

Nov. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ha, chaingun... I get it. Ha.

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Jdog44044

Aug. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG I LUV STEAMPUNK 2 JKLO:

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drshish

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when i heard chain gun, i thought it meant the kind of machine gun. but then i shot a CHAIN! ahahhahaaaa

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jmhoffer

Jul. 23, 2012

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LadyBern

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That second box thing with the chain was needlessly difficult to hit. Only thing that I dislike about this is that once you die you lose record of the prisoners you've saved. I don't mind losing the points but why the prisoners?

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LadyBern

Jul. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) William scream! Awesome!

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JokerJ061398

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Have to love that Star Wars Scream...

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Streken

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WOW!!! these guy are super smart: dude1 "blabla bla" *dude1 gets shot* dude 2 "care"

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dicksucka

Jun. 15, 2012

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Shapes_27

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) now THATS a platform game

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anilrawat

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The Game Should Has Achievements

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Jango75o

Jun. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Love it 5/5

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TheGad

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Willhelm scream, bahah.

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bartek5554

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) woow

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Herald4

Jun. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Once in a while i like to play this retro games. The shouting detail when you kill the enemies was an extremely good point. 5/5.

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pongo280

Jun. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whenever kong complains about my firefox ad blocker, i simply right click on the kongbot thing and press 'block ad'

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smartypants0425

Jun. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i dont know if this is intentional but if you create a chain at a near vertical angle then you can climb up it if you jump at the right time

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computersrule

Jun. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I like this game a lot.

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Battlecock

May. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) May want to take your ad blocker crying fit off for K+ people, I have paid my dues.

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PANJEtal

Apr. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) On one level, two enemies were talking, then i got ones attention, made a ramp with my gun and I hid under the ramp and the enemy kept running up and down the ramp.

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AngioTadeja

Feb. 06, 2012

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sammysam123465

Jan. 14, 2012

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mongole78

Jan. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) what, no badges for this beauty? shame on you, kong!

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aurel12048

Jan. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) keys sticking like mad i wal 2 secs to the right and it gets jamed ...

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Baaronn

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) imagine if they put final ninja zero on here that would get alot of ratings

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Lakermelon

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have been searching for this game for so long...

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shuriken88

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + for keithWalters for futerama reference. plus dont you just love how when you shoot one guy the other guy keeps talking?

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TehMegaCoolOwner

Dec. 09, 2011

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witchheadkoo

Nov. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nice game i like

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xyroclast

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Very underrated!

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chrisr696

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'sir, it seems our top enemy, Dirk, has acquired use of a fabulous new Chain gun.' Excellent, how ingenious! be sure to build lots of strategically placed teleporters and tell the guards to relax, theres a good chap.'

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