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Hum ... I can't play the game, There is an error: "An error occured running the Unity content on this page. See your browser JavaScript console for more info. The error was:
InvalidStateError: A mutation operation was attempted on a database that did not allow mutations."
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mkgamer, I'd like to "Get my badges and move on", and I completely understand why such games are getting badges, but it DOESN'T EVEN LOAD.
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wow this thing is super laggy. p2w garbage plan it looks like. They pooped out some garbage and expect to get paid. I'm fine paying for a good game but this barely works.
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Kong needs money to support us playing for free, dudes. We're broke-ass and playing these elaborated hi-quality graphics games without paying any money but we still use the site and the developers sponsors, so I believe Kongregate badges these money grabbing games because it's another way to get some money to fund the website. Don't you think?
It's not an awsome game? Check
It takes some effort to get the badges? Check
It makes us all feel we wasted our time? Probably check
It helps Kongregate to keep the site running? Most likely check
Get your badges and move on, good people. Lots of good not-so-time-to-get-a-damn-badge-consuming games are here waiting to makes us feel we are treated as human beings and not as living wallets with fingers attached to a keyboard/cellphone/tablet/joystick.
Peace.
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so poorly optimized i didnt have the patience to get through the first battle didnt help that i looked like a steaming pile of horse shit
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15 and done. It looks like you only get player XP for the first time completion of levels so only backtrack if you get stuck.
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massive probs with loading the game and playing. It always stucks and tell me something about Java issues. wth, it´s just a fcking browser game -.-
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I played through both badges in a couple of hours. If you are here for the badges, this game is NOT that bad for a freemium game. Is it a good game? No, not really. But it wasn't the worst 20 points I've ever earned on Kong. Anyone ever play that shopping cart stunt game? I've tried to forget that complete waste of my life ever since.
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yeah i no tis ppl teir nice ppl but sumtime evryting go rong and tey tro aro at me all te time :( and ten tey say haha im axuly ur naybor and ur dum and u dont no but ten i say haha i no and ur aro dont work agenst me coz im best and ten he cry :)
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This is the epitome of 'freemium' browser game bullshit. Beautifully drawn and executed, but fairly shallow gameplay (not as bad as some to be fair), and requests to grab your money at every turn. And the whole period of gameplay for the badges is completely on rails.
It's a shame as the battle format is actually quite good.
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And another game tat first dosn't care about the language settings of Kong AND puts the option to change language AFTER the tutorium.
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Really bad optimized... takes forever and a half just to load. Cash Grappers developing worthless games like this should know that time spent on load screens are time not spent pouring cash into the game.
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... last time I tried to start this up it didn't load. Now a script in it died half-way through loading. I don't think I'm going to try a third time to get this badge.
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I love how the tutorial is there just to make you spende the 'free' fremium currency and to make you spend some time before asking you for money :D
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Why do we have MMOs. I haven't encountered a single MMO without DLC even Warframe, a great MMO, has DLC why does it have to exist
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Super glichy is you switch widows while its loading a mission it will load but freeze so you cant see any battle. Had to switch browsers just so it would stop crashing like every other battle. I like that they attempt a story but there does not seem to be any real over all goal we are just randomly wandering around the island fighting who we meet. Basically a cookie cutter of many of games of this type.with a different background plot. Almost got the badge getting out right after.
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For badge hunters: you need to beat the 43 first levels (10 in chapter I, II and III and 13 in chapter IV). Don't bother with anything else, since redoing levels, arena or such things don't give any xp. Don't need to bother with food (energy) as well, since you have enough to beat all these levels (you'll probably beat 'em all in the first try, losing maybe once or twice). Just grab all bonuses they give (like keys, quest rewards and such) and keep your heroes skills upgraded (buy a mana pack with the in-game curremcy you'll get, you won't need it anyway ;D) and you should be mighty fine. Also, don't bother beating the levels with 3 stars, you'll always get 10 xp per level anyway. Within a few hours you'll get your badges and be free of this piece of shit. ;)
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Yay... finally got the medium badge. Now to not play this game ever again. Seriously this game sucks. If you aren't going for badges don't play it
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Ok, I'm kinda used to MMO genre on Kongregate (with all the implications), but there is another problem. I feel like I am treated like a complete idiot when I can't skip tutorial. Those gianormous arrows pointing every single step are demeaning for players. Like it's not enough, once I clicked on the right button (can't miss the friggin' arrow) and what happens? "Follow the prompts", the game says. Execuse me for doing just that.
At least the graphics are allright.
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I got the achievements and I'm out. It's kind of pity because there are actually some decent mechanics here but they're buried under clunky AI and pay to win.
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The only good games are the ones THAT SHOW ME WHERE TO CLICK BECAUSE I CAN'T PLAY GAMES UNLESS THEY HAVE HUGE FLASHING ARROWS SHOWING ME WHERE TO CLICK IT'S TOO COMPLICATED IF I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO CLICK ON MY OWN I MEAN I AM ALREADY BUSY EATING PASTE AND THAT PRETTY MUCH TAKES ALL OF MY CONCENTRATION OTHER DEVELOPERS TAKE NOTE OF THIS SHINING JEWEL HIDDEN AMONG THE IMPOSSIBLE RUBIX CUBES ON THIS SITE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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This is a very addictive game once you get the hang of it. PS, to mute the loading screen right click your tab and select mute tab in FF or Chrome.