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John Q Averageman
by owen349
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John Q Averageman
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Description
Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above Johnâs lazy nature and become a hero of legendâĻor some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.
Puzzle Platforming at its finest
80 playable levels in 8 unique worlds
Endless laughsâĻmainly out of pity
Eternal Glory
How to Play
Arrows move left and right
Space jumps
Enter turns on lights (worlds 6-8)
Comments
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PANdemon47
Jan. 12, 2013
That's exactly how I feel when I drink my beer. Spot on!
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maskill
Sep. 18, 2012
lol
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minmi
Sep. 17, 2012
I had some small lulz. Not too bad. Sends a good message to kids.
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