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Elf 1: Oh noes! The wind is too strong for santa's sleigh! What do we do?
Elf 2: I know! How bout we cut his hair of and stip him naked?
Elf 1: Yeah! Ill bet that will work! Only one problem... He wants money for it...
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Please, PLEASE, get rid of the Bubblebox link that's connected to "Alcoholic Accelleration" I'm tired of having a damn popup happen instead of a boost at the right time
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love the song, and the game is a lot of fun! However i gave it a lower rating because there is a link to another website that pops-up alongside the pop-up for alcohol acceleration.
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Little Girl: Mommy, who is that strange naked fat man smoking a cigar on our roof? Mommy: Oh, that's just Santa. He's come to bring you a present! Little Girl: ...
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~NEWS FLASH! ~
NASA has discovered a fat, bald, and naked man in space. The man appears to be drunk and armed with explosives.
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(has burping voice) JINGLE BALZ JINGLE BALZ JINGLE ALL DE WAY O WAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH! i burped dat 1
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man when i was a kid all my parents ever told me was santa just lands on the house i guess i know why are windows were found to be broken in the morning one year !!!! SANTA IS REAL!!!!!
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I actually liked that this game was short and easy. Something that I can accomplish while taking a break and so I don't get sucked into wasting 4 hours of my time upgrading crap.
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To travel across vast distances turtles get fired out of cannons, shot, blown up, kicked by giant bananas and burned by scorching hot suns. Santa however just sits in his tricked out sleigh drinking beer and getting naked. I think it's pretty clear who has the better deal.
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santa: *hic* allsh right elfishes shreadys thuh *hic* shrainbeers we ish guna collesht 100 preshents and proofz i am shnot a loosher elf:uhm, sir... you lost the raindeer last week in vegas. santa:shweel i geeush im jusht guna hash ta make a launsher and *hic* coleshts em mah......uh *hic* i shneedz another beer
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SON:Mommy why is santa drunk smoking and naked under my tree...
MOM:That present is for me son you get the pooping elf.
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For those people who don't realize why it cost 50k to take your clothes off, would YOU take your clothes off in the north pole for free? I wouldn't. I'd want a little compensation for freezing my nuts off.
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apparently Santas a prostitute..... u pay an outragous amount of money for him to get naked in front of u..... yeah..... a prostitute.
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Nerdy news man: Just in! Santa is so drunk that he striped his clothes and is knocking down our news planes! And one pilot that survived said that he also smoked!
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Elf: Santa! We're out of vodka!
Santa: It's alright, we'll just skip Christmas to go on an alchohol run. I'm sure everyone will understand.
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Development meeting: Dev1: How can we make Santa creepier? Dev2: Let's give him a bald head. Dev1: Ok, good start, anything else? Dev2: Make him a drunk who has a smoking problem. Dev1: Better, but it's still missing something.... Dev2: OOOOHHHH I know, Make him NAKED. Dev1: yes, Yes, YES, YYYYYEEEESSSSS! Perfect!
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Xzibit: This time, on Pimp My Sleigh, We steal santas Clothes, and shave his head, all for a low low price of $70k...
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Child:"Daddy, why don't we ever see Santa when he gives presents?"
Dad:"Oh, uhh... He rides naked in his sleigh for aerodynamics and doesn't want to scare the children"