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This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soo worth it. If this were an actual game for sale, I would definitely buy it. After three-and-a-half levels of whimsical shenanigans, I arrived at 99% completion (so close). This is most definitely one of my favorite games on the site. You could really improve things by adding a run button, Clarence moves unfortunately slowly, and I was a little bit confused in world three because I was afraid to visit floor "B". (Protip: You can visit floor "B" without ending the game, but don't go ducking into the bosses corridors before you win.) Needless to say, this gets a 5/5 from you, as the best platformer I have ever seen on this site. Needs badges, yesterday.
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This game's a masterpiece. It's huge for a flash game, fun, almost bizarrely compelling, funny, it goes beyond my expectations for a flash game. When I first started, I really was under the impression that Clarence's house was the whole game, and I was off to the date afterwards, but the menu clearly said otherwise. I thought, maybe it would be episodic, but no, I was surprised at every turn. I actually went out of my way to get 100% in this game, which isn't a terribly common occasion. My main criticism is, this game did bring out something in me that just kept me from playing it for more than an hour. I'm not sure what that is. Maybe it's just the feel of a repetitious game, but it still felt fresh every morning I started playing. Maybe, if there were more breaking up the action. I'm not entirely sure. 5/5. It was still very fun to play, and I can't take the chance that it was just my own impatience forcing me to take breaks.
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Thank you soooo much for making this game! It really takes me back. I can't even remember the last time I killed a cop and ate his heart! Man, oh man, those were the days.....
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What I want to know is who is leaving behind the signposts? Seriously they talk about all members of his family. Someone's stalking him! Ha!
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Wowie, what a game! Here I was, thinking "Lookie here, a retro-platformer. Should be a stroll in the park for these badges, and be a quick 50 Kong Points". Boy was I wrong. Massive depth, gigantic levels, and a happy ending *wink wink*. 5/5!
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I was half expecting the girl to be just as ugly as Clarence.....but after an enjoyable 3 hours of prefectionist gameplay (curse you O.C.D) I find that she is in fact "Hawt." Keep up the awesome gamemaking Pseudolonwolf 10/5!
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How the heck does this guy get to work everyday on time!?!? Between the burglars, cops, hookers, homicidal children, cats and dogs....walls in odd places, needing to break into random peoples houses, and still cannibalize everyone's heart, he probably should have keeled over a long time ago!
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Yet another new version, v1.23: I removed the Shift+Delete suicide, but now if you press the HOME key on your keyboard, you should warp back to Clarence's room. Hopefully THIS will fix that lingering problem! I might remove this functionality in a day or two; it's only meant as a fix, not a feature.
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I've uploaded a new version; it will be labelled v1.20. I think it fixes the problems I'd stupidly introduced, but I'll test it for a while and see if they still occur. I'm so sorry about this; I wouldn't have thought that such a 'trivial' addition would cause problems like this!
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bye moms and dads dogs chickens blenders fruits peuinguins cats sharks whores police robbers lamps i am going to work
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Oh the hours spent getting all the badges for this...more than I care to admit. One of those games that sticks in your brain for a long time just because you spent so much time on it. A sequel would be nice.
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Dude, u kick @$$! This game is definitely worth leaving Mardek aside for a while (a short while, I hope).
Pseudolonewolf and Nerdook r the most competent, inteligent, creative AND funny developers in this site, I was a fan of Mardek series and liked some of your other stuff but I've just become YOUR fan. Gratz once again!
I'll play again and again later to unlock all other endings!
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I love Platformers, thought they were dead ... I guess i should make 300.000 Twink-Accounts to vote this game to 5/5 permanently. Thank you for making my day/week/month with this game.
I guess i'm gonna speedrun it soon, i'll give you the link if you're interested :)
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Pseudolonewolf, I love your game even though I am awful at it myself. Every level was indeed fun and interesting. But I have one question, Why the heck is the milk in the oven?
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I don't understand how this guy is morbidly obese when he has to go through so much trouble to get his breakfast every day, not to mention the workout he gets from all that jumping and running just to get through his daily routine, god must have cursed him with the slowest metabolism of all time.
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This is the best game I've played on Kongregate so far, I love everything about it! EXCEPT those goddamn BLINKING BLOCKS that I'm supposed to time my jumps on, makes me want to shoot someone in the face and jump off a cliff! I CAN'T FKN DO IT
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Did anyone else find themselves constantly landing just BESIDE enemies? Seems like the enemies should have a little wider squash zone. Ugh.
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Oh damn!
This is by far the best flash game i've ever played. It's hilarious and really fun because of the great variety of enemies, hazards and scenarios.
Having to collect tips and advice along the way add an extra fun to it and unlike in most other games, you can actually use those ''collectibles'' to your advantage and the date, which honestly was my favorite part of the game. 5/5!
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"Breaking news, Clarence Lardbottom, 35, has just been arrested for 35 charges of matricide, 27 charges of patricide, more than 100 charges of animal abuse, 5 charges of Grand theft Auto, over 300 charges of murder, 1 charge of public indecency..."