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man, he sure has an exciting workspace. it makes clearing your bosses history involve killing hookers, jumping on temporary platforms, and dieing effing fifteen times. and they called it soul wrenching.
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they are a couple of things that bothers me about my house:
1.i have 100 toilets.
2.i have 10 sinks
3.robbers come to hide in my house and then copes come -,-
4.there is a rat invasion
5.the plumers are lost
6.my dad is perverted and drunk
7.i have a T.V in every room
8.i have 20ft long laps
9.the dog and cats are friends
10.i have water liking from everywhere
11.they are fishes at my Tobe
12.my toilet and tobe water are connected ewww
13.i have live furnisher
14. WE NEED A PLACE FOR ALL THE BODYS
15. i have 100+ parents
i love my house (:
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This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soo worth it. If this were an actual game for sale, I would definitely buy it. After three-and-a-half levels of whimsical shenanigans, I arrived at 99% completion (so close). This is most definitely one of my favorite games on the site. You could really improve things by adding a run button, Clarence moves unfortunately slowly, and I was a little bit confused in world three because I was afraid to visit floor "B". (Protip: You can visit floor "B" without ending the game, but don't go ducking into the bosses corridors before you win.) Needless to say, this gets a 5/5 from you, as the best platformer I have ever seen on this site. Needs badges, yesterday.
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I can see that you put a lot of hard work into this game, nice change of pace and just the enormity of the world shows you were really dedicated, nice work. 5 stars
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Considering there are 5 of Clarence's mother in the room right out side the secret whore room, you'd think she'd have found out by now.
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hey dad where is the colonge.. DAD: oh its the top right shelf between the 2 whores. CLARENCE: oh thanks.. wait WHUt (+) :D
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When I hit ESC to pause the game, the items/stats menu opens. When I click away, the items/stats menu opens. To get back from this menu, I hit ESC again. So I am conditioned by reflex to hit ESC to "go back." But when I've invested a lot of adrenaline and single-minded focus, acting on reflex to grab a hard-to-get item, I immediately hit ESC to "go back" from the resulting, victorious item description. I cannot tell you how many times I have been dumped on the main menu, my progress undone right at the moment I completed it. Maybe it's comparatively unimportant, but such a simple, common mistake resulting in such frustrating, perfect loss would seem worth changing to me.
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I think any relationship Clarence enters into will take a turn for the worse when she finds out he eats the hearts of small animals, people, and appliances.
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Rats underwater REALLY! What next are they going to have underwater cops? OOO under water blenders or toasters both would kill every thing in the water :(
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You'd think after all of the running and jumping he has to do to complete daily tasks, that he would really be in shape...
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I hate you, I hate you and your stupid face for designing the history deletion internet level thingy with all the disappearing and reappearing blocks. AGGGHHH. But seriously. This game is fantastic. Well done, even if it is Nintendo Hard. >_<
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A few things i dislike about this game: Theres a cop just shooting a gun in my house. and where do all these dead bodies go?
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I just finished the game after 4 hours of gameplay (98% completed, missed a tip) and it tels that there are 5 other endings ... I think I had enough, though it was a very good game (5/5).
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how can eating a burger for breakfast be a bad thing? also, i have tooth paste and a tooth brush but i can't fix my breath? dammit
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Great game, very beautiful and i really like to play this game. Its a bit huge but that doesnt matter, cause u can come back another day and finish this game. btw, its rly big ;P
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@ hiperson: There are indicators actually -- look at the girlfriend's facial expression. Each one corresponds to an ending, so you can monitor how well you're doing by that. And actually, you can get a lot of variance in endings depending on what options you take during the dialogue tree -- I've managed to get four of them in one go. (Say "return to title screen" instead of "restart at level 1" to do so)
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He must really want to go with this girl......plus how could his house have so many stoves, refrigerators, and mothers?! He must be rich...... Cudos Pseudo, good game