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GASP! It's your father's secret Whore Room! And here you were thinking it was just a myth!... probably Clarence and his mon should take a quick talk with the father. I lol'd.
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Pseudolonewolf, do you think you should make the "peckish" trait on the character screen red, since it deducts points from the date? I imagined that gray scores would be neutral and red ones would be negative... (Though in that case, the "dullard" trait should be red too, since having no dialogue options reduces your score as well...)
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So, every day he has to wander around his house looking for his clothes while getting killed by plumbers, police, his parents, cats, dogs, rats, bats, birds, rubber duckies, sharks, ferrets,fruit, blenders, and penguins.
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there's a achievement for finishing the game without dying, though it doesnt matter what ending. so how did I do it? i didnt get my clothes, didnt get any coins, didnt read any clues, didnt talk to anyone (except my boss, who then fired me), didnt buy any gifts, and absolutely repulsed my date. go Clarence.
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Good game!
I just have one problem, I need 1 more key in level 3 for 100% completion. And I just can't find it, after searching the entire building 5 times and the whole internet 3 times.. Can someone help me, please.
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lol i got the bad ending but before she left i complimented her on herboovs and i saw her dress a little down and saw her boobs
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Someone please post all tip locations in level one.. I've been searching for the 4th tip for like 30 minutes.. Got one tip in Clarence's bedroom, one in the basement and one in the kitchen.. the 4th is nowhere to be found. Anyone?
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In a world where blenders have hearts, where poor people's house is 20x bigger than a mansion and where cars fall down when you press a button, one fat piece of sh*t has to turn has life around, find stuff about a girl from laptops in a sewer, and get achievements in the shape of donuts to get the girl of his dreams.
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btw you made Clarance kind of Realisticly Ugly lolololol i have never seen such well made ugly Charecter in my game playing Years (although i have seen even uglier man then that in my life REALLY UGLY) so i say well done Psuedolonewolf you are good at animation and Game making even the humor is very funny showing how no Common sense is found in this game btw if your reading this Psuedolonewolf i bet you can make something better (since your already at it) you have my Support and i would like to donate (if i would ever be able to get a job or money in my country but to bad i cant do that for a very very lame reason ='( to bad for me and you i guess but if i ever get a job il be sure to donate)
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To all those who are Saying That Clarances big Chance sucks or its Copy cat well i could say that you guys are really Blind and Really dumb (Mario isnt in a City,does not live with his parents house,does not have 28 fathers and 62 moms,is not fat and is not ugly,is not trying to find a girlfriend he has been talking to in the internet(although he is trying to search for his princess but shes not a random girl on the internet and is his friend)also he is Small little midget whos like 29 years old or something while Clarance is really ugly and bigger and uses his Weight and Fattness to Kill people and he eats their (REAL HEART) while Mario just goes into the Sewers to find random coins in boxes,while clarance finds coins(euroes) all over the whole City and in his (small but Very Large inside house) now tell me is that Really a Copycat out of mario???????????? cause if you think so your an idiot!
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Clarence is one rich , rich , rich , rich and very , very ,very , very ugly man D: Anyways , this is just like any platform game , but without levels. Pseudolonewolf , you are very smart to make a story like this, 4.5 for the game , that clarence is way too ugly and hurts my eyes >_<
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The front door of the house doesn't use a normal key, and the number of keys that you had in a level should be retained if you return to that level via a pink door. Each level has its own supply of keys, though, so it seems as if you go back to 0 keys whenever you start a new level...
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Wait... Why would Clarence need to actually impress a girl? I mean, his house is a size of a mall. If he shows up naked to the date, then he clearly is eccentric.
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I'm not very friend of platformer games, but this one I really liked. Platformers are often going to be stereotype, however in this game every level had something new which motivates me to play it next. And also as I finished this game, I played it again with opposite ending. I love style of this game - it's humor, soundtrack, story, endings... Excellent game! :)
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Great game, though I think I won't finish it. That's because I mistakenly used the last key to get out of the house instead of collecting my pants. And keys collected elsewhere won't work inside the house... So now I have to start over entirely. Which I really don't feel like doing.
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Great game so far~ but I can't for the life of me find the 4th tip in Level 1 @_@ I've searched every room like 4 times. Some help would be much appreciated xD