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You decapitate Clarence, stick a pair of highly fashionable red boots and boxing gloves too him, and squint, it's like you're playing Dizzy :D
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Pseudolonewolf, don't get me wrong. The game is really cool. I'm not usually into those kinda games but this one got me hooked easily. I kept on playing for hours and I enjoyed every bit of it; there are times that were absolutely hilarious.
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my screen goes all white when i complete the second level by entering the Generic Company building, and quitting and reloading the game isn't fixing it
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I think I'll need to reduce the burger's influence at the end, so that it's possible to get the perfect ending even if you do eat it...
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A pie thrown by a clown hurts as much as a bullet from a firearm. It might look strange, but consider the psygological damage.
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I got the Good ending when I was aiming for Perfect one. The only thing I did wrong was eating the bad food in level one, and now I have to start the whole thing over? You gotta be kidding me; this game is long and tedious I'm not playing again.
Can someone post spoilers (or at least PM me) of the other endings?
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I must say I'm sort of surprised by people calling this game 'too long'; I worry about the length of the games that I make and wondered whether this one would be too short, actually. You see, I prefer and am used to console games; I barely ever play Flash games (despite using Flash to make my own). As such, I want games to last several hours at least, not a few minutes. I'd want them to entertain me for days, not to finish them perfectly in a lunch break...
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Police in my bathroom for "obvious" reasons? Phuh! It's not like I'm an obese, mass murdering car thief! I'm a bit chubby at max.
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how is this guy so fat? the size of his house must keep him healthy! he has to run like 40 mile just to reach his front door! and also, you forgot to mention this guy was also not liked by the ladies because he is a midget XD the lamps nearly bigger than him XD.
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This game could have been a masterpiece but as many people have stated it's too long, too tedious, and not fun enough. I would recommend a more easy to navigate menu page, a more intuitive map, more achievements and more easily obtained achievements to draw people in. Smoother controls and the occasionally well defined objective.
i understand the desire to make a huge sandbox game-world but clear objectives often help even in sand box games.
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I don't get it.. :( 98% at the Company..1 scorpion left.. :( -> http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/5/unbenanntdzp.jpg/ if anyone could PM me a little hint where the last room is and how to get there? :(
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I forgot to get my pants and now I can't get them. I used the key to go outside, and since the last key in in the area with the pants, there's no way to get to them. :/
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It said I didn't stalk her enough. Somehow, I think this is a good thing, but I'd prefer she'd like me more anyway... :(
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The realistic hearts, the mario-style death ... everything, gameplay aside, is great, especially the worst ending. I played the game several times to get every achievement, but sadly, I'm missing one : 3rd row, 6th column. Probably a green donut. Anyone got it and can tell me what it is ?
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I perfected everything except for a missing gift, 1 dialogue line, and bad food from level 1. I managed to get the Good ending. This game leaves very little space for error. :/
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Controls become briefly stuck too often. I know this is an issue with my browser, but it happens WAY more often in this game than in any others.
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Neat game. I thought it was an odd choice to make the Up key for actions and Space bar for jumping, instead of the other way around.
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So, troll drops heart, whore doesn't? So, whore doesn't have hearts? I lol'ed. 5/5 for the representation of the internet, and also because i can kill troll
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What weird , i don't get how he can get hurt by a water droplet if he goes into the massive giant Bath with all water , what weird ._.
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WAIT, this girl is a devoted YALORTIAN?! YALORT is from mardek, this is by same creater of mardek...i have a feeling this 'ladyfriend' is probably verhn....
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actually, the old milk and the stale flakes ARE the healthy breakfast. A tip for level one if youre going for the best ending. go to the kitchen first. DO NOT EAT THE BURGER. Get the milk and cereal instead. then clear out the washroom, then your parents room.
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So even if you unlocked the pink door to go back to an earlier stage you do not keep the key for the previous stage when you return. Looks like I have to run around in my underwear for the rest of the game