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"you think nothing of leaving your giant golden keys around your house, do you, clarence. if you pick this one up and put it in your pocket, you can use it to unlock a door somewhere."
how can he put the key in his pocket, he's in his underwear!
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This game makes so much sense! never seen such a realistic game just because of the realism its worth a 5/5 and i didnt even start about the gameplay
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Pseudolonewolf has released another gem.
A well-rounded platformer with enough difficulty and content to sate the hardcore games out here for several hours, and enough simplicity to be picked up casually.
As usual, the musical pieces in here are catchy and thoroughly enjoyable.
And to round it off, there is the satirical gaming humor that makes Pseudo's games just...lul.
5/5, favorited, and well deserved. I await your next masterpiece.
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well that actually had an amusing ending. I ended up with 93% and flubed one answer on the date. Sounds like the programmer actually knows a few elderly virgins.
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After introducing her to Clarence' hundreds of mothers and fathers the girl was also appalled about know how Clarence thinned out their numbers by squashing them to death, not to mention how the police shoots at him on sight as Clarence generally kills everyone he meets save for herself his co-workers, of which half appeared to be undead. He also developed further hydrophobia and claimed water to be full of "sharks and scuba rats", but managed to cleanse himself somewhat by grabbing droplets that hang in the air form time to time in his giant maze bathroom. In the end, they lived happily ever after and cruised around in Clarence' endless supply of pink cars after she got over how he crashes into and through walls all the time.
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People have no sense of humor, at all. It's a game that isn't taking itself seriously, think of it, as a parody of the platformer genre. Is that so hard to understand?
Eitherway, great game so far, spent a good hour on the first level trying to get all the coins, etc.
5/5
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Cashel, have you actually played the game, or are you just going from the style of graphics?
Pseudo, a masterpiece... ^_^
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there is absolutly nothing about this game that makes me want to play it, its generic and boring, with no clear objective, and the controls are clunky
1/5 for me thanks
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I have 6 mothers, 8 dads, wlking blenders and jumping fruits in my mansion which is bigger than 5 mansions put together...............
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if you eat the hamburger in your house, the consequences stay with you throughout the whole game.. now thats a newbie trap if i've never seen one
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Shopkeeper: You can buy STUFFED ANIMALS from me! But I am not a taxidermist! No. I am a furry though, in private. I have strange needs. Daddy never loved me.
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Yes, finally! I would probably check if every dialogue works properly and if you can't cause some paradoxes, but I'M NOT A FREAKING BETATESTER ANYMORE!!1 At last I can really enjoy this game as a player, hooray!
But... *gasp* I've found out that if you eat hamburger (and the other food, too), it's just impossible to get the best ending. I perfected everything else (dialogue including) and I've got only the good one. Good thing I checked it after getting the best one, so I've got all 19 achievements in a single playthrough! ^^
Also, hooray for "DRESS UP" tag! That's definitely the most appropriate one here!!1 :D
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ok WTF!!!!! i was stuck in between an area cause there were rocks i HAD BROKEN THROUGH EARLIER!!!!! and i couldtn do SH**!!!!!!!!! i had to fu**ing delete all the game data cause i couldnt go to any other area and i was spending the whole fu**ing time getting all the dam coins and items and stuff WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i say again all in all a good game but 2/5 because of that dam little thing...im sorry but that just really pisses me off
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If I was this guy and I had to go kill my parents, my pets and go through sewers to go on a date, I pretty much understand the guy =-)
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After combating hundreds of his fathers and thousands of his mothers, this nostalgic piece turned out to be good.
Except for the matricide and the fact that I went to my date with no pants on. Typical friday.
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he actually is one desirable boyfriend to have... he can stay under water for hours and wont be dead for whatever height he fall... it surely give me a nice variety of choice to torture him after married =)