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For someone who is overweight & unattractive, he is able to jump & climb ladders with ungodly height & speed.
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Any room with more than a couple fire tiles causes extremely bad lag, making the room unplayable for the most part :/
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The first screen to the left on the bedroom my first reaction: it appears that you dear mother is making love to one of the robbers like in an expensive pornographic movie
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wtf just started playing and cant see a door anywhere... the ladder in the end.. is he supposed to go up there? cause nothing happens here, he just bumps his head in the ceiling..
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It should be noted that personality tips cannot be viewed while dating. Memorize it before going in, nothing is more of a turn off than getting their favorite section of a trilobite wrong.
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i really think K.O.L.M is a good game because it adds depth in your characters backstory like he was built and then destroyed but rebooted himself and he has to re-build himself and places where you couldn't go before you need a component then you can get there
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Did an in-game achievement for doing a speed run get removed? Could have sworn I got that when I first played this years ago, but I don't see it anymore.
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I'm replaying the game for n-th time but now I've encountered a strange bug - every time I go through the door the money reappear "in the air" but it's not deducted from my, already collected sum. And when I collect it again, it adds as if they were completely valid. Not complaining or anything but it seems strange and confusing.
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Me: Alright i'll try to not kill anything
-few seconds later acciddentaly kills a bird-
Well guess im going genoicide >.>
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I don't see why we have the main quest when your father has a secret Whore Room, which is just as easily accessed (if not more easily) than the rest of the house, and filled with whores...
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I slaughtered a small army of thugs and prostitutes, dodged gunfire, took multiple treks through the sewers, eradicated half of this city's police force, AND ATE MY OWN PARENT'S HEARTS just to survive long enough to make it to this date, and you're mad I brought you the wrong type of FLOWERS?!!? This chick is more ungrateful than Princess Peach!
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Unfortunately, I didn't see the hint about finding all the pink doors and missed the first one, but I purposely went out naked. I had no idea how long the game is. That's a plus on one play, but hurts replay-ability. However I was really happy that the boss commented on it and wouldn't give me a suit because of it. The platforming is hurt a bit by "slippery feet" (the internet portion was awful) but the game is funny and I enjoyed it. I also like the idea of hunting for clues.
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press esc to leave i hate this so much i press escape once once too bring up the paus emenu realize i didit wrong and then impolsively try to pres sescape to get out of the if you press it again menu
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Found a link to this in a comment a while back so reposting, walkthrough with detailed maps: http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Levels
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So for the best ending, was I not supposed to pick up the burger and the cologne? I wish I knew so I knew whether to keep working on this game or start on a new one. Was able to get the "good" ending first time through. For the first level, there's still 10 coins and 1 item (probably soap or something?) I haven't found, and a key I haven't used...can't figure it out though; I've gone through each part several times.
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Time it wrong by just 2 milliseconds and FAIL! - then repeat 100 times and just maybe by accident get it right, only to die in the next fiendish challenge, because there was no savepoint in between. It's just like the early 90s!
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all the tiny platforms are a pain in my *** with my dirty keyboarding casing my guy to move when I'm not even touching the keys. can't beat that dang tall room with what seems like 100s of bubble platforms and spikes the bottom. I can get to the key fine sometimes then lose I when my key board acts up
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It was fun till I figured out that you can screw yourself out of the hard badge by buying the wrong gifts or forgetting to do certain important task thous having to restart the whole game again. I like the funny humor in it though.
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I think you should change your description of the game to something like " In a world where water droplets do as much damage as a gun, can you find your true love in this epic game of HUGE proportions, or will you DIE trying? just kidding we all know that a telly can store your soul in case you die. play responsibly" ;)
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at first I actually thought his tie and and pink clothes was his intestines hanging out... then I looked again... was scared there
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I walked out without clothes to see what would happen but the game, while fun, doesn't scream "play it again!" Also, I don't like the respawning enemies. I went through a long section to get to a roof in the suburbs and when I fell, I couldn't jump back up. I had to go around again, but the enemies respawned so it was annoying.
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playing his game years after it came out, and discovered some new stuff! the map could use a way to tell where the entrences and exists are between rooms
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Yeah gonna be honest. I wanted to give this game a shot since its pretty well made but I just can't. The jokes aren't remotely near my style and the constant heckling of Clarence just left a bad taste in my mouth. The level design is decent and the controls are responsive. Just can't get behind the plot.