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This is a brilliant game. I didn't realize it until it slowly dawned on me how huge the levels were, how appropriate the homage done to the commander Keen style games is and how good the humor was. The comedy is morbid and witty and makes the most of the archetypal family-romantic relationship stereotype. Very cool. 5/5 from me.
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Review Part 3
Overall gameplay: This game has no life in it... Its yet a failure to try and make what. People will never become interested in a game where the only controls you have are jump and move and crouch. Pseodolonewolf has never done a mario type game like CBC, just like nerdook, some games of different type, they are all testing on new types of games, some are successes like Monster Hunter, or Mardek, and even that small beta of Beast Signer.
And being a test, its better to fail , because from getting bad reviews we learn, and in fact i have lots of hope that im sure one of these guys will do something spectaculars from their failures. Overall game experience:)0.5/5= Fail
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Review Part 2
Logic: (0/1) WE know what im talking about, a fat guy supposely jumps pretty high, can bend his back fully, and the most obvious that he has this house which he lets bats and birds and other critters in, oh and especially that giant freezer, thing. so its another no-no for logic
Addictiveness:"Me and my friends played and 4 of us out of the 6 , decided that after 9 times that they got killed in the attic to quit playing it. I of course had to continue in order to do this critic, but really, there is no overall, i mean the game has no WOW or YEAH, or YES THIS IS AWESOME. Its a normal jump and splat game. (0/1)
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Review: Graphics: Pseoudoloneowolf "specializes" in this pixel like graphics, and apparently gives a sudden boom of enjoyment in the games he makes. However The graphics here did not give any overall effects! Im sorry Pseudo, but this time its a No(0/1).
Storyline/Background: The storyline is well very phony funny, because literally it makes no sense, well lets just say that it has no impact at all, who cares about a guy who goes to go on a first date... But for some it still might look entertaining, but not addictive(0.5/1)
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Granny: ARRH! a fat ugly man just came into my house, kileed me, stomped through the basement and crushed my whore that was living down there and--
Rat: Don't worry, that was just Clarence on his daily commute to work.
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Someone PLEASE help me with the stupid internet history flashing blocks puzzle. I've tried for HOURS. I just CANT do it... :(
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You should make a Yes/No option in the chocolate shop.
I spend plenty of time playing this,
and when I jump to get the Dark chocolate, I hit the MILK ONE first!
And I got a chocolate I don't want, wasting my time to continue a bad Ending.
This sucks.
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@prijulien (this coment won't last, sadly) but you can return to the title screen instead of restarting from lv 1, so you can load the game and get the other endings.
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the last tip is in the living room, it's in the crowded room were the parents are having a row over the cat and the flying chicken. You can't see it at first though, i believe dad is in the way ;)
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Neat little game, all in all. The music was its strongest point, in my opinion; as always, Pseudo makes an AMAZING soundtrack. But, while it's a funny little game, it, overall, lacks the emotional 'punch' that the MARDEK chapters have. So, well worth a playthrough, but, in my opinion, not Pseudo's 'best' work.
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Nice game, but after I did so much, died, and saw I had to do it all again, I quit. No thanks. And yes, I walked in front of the TV to save position, but I still had to redo lots.
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Where are the 4 tips in Clarence's house located? I've been looking for hours for the 4th. I've gotten the one in his room, the kitchen,and the basement, and have been looking room by room repeatedly for the 4th one.
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His bathroom is so big that his parents needs to hire a lot of plumbers.And there's too much plumbers there until the polices feels suspicious about this,so they came and hide in his house trying to arrest the plumbers.Oh and,they repeatly shoots at the wall for no reason.
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Psuedo, I can honestly say that I want to beat you with a traffic cone for that flashing block puzzle in the internet level. Well put together game, for the most part, but ARRRGGGHH....
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Finally, a game where I can live the dream of dropping a car on four prostitutes, before kicking a clown to death and eating his still beating heart, then jumping in to the car and mowing down the homeless. After killing my way through a tower full of police attempting to snipe me as I climb ladders, I reach the top only to be sent plummeting to a glorious and bloody end at the hands of an elderly woman! Anyone can make a game about a murderous internet stalker, but you sir, you have given it *heart*. Well and truly 5'd.
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Hint1: DO NOT eat the hamburger in the kitchen! It'll count against your score at the end.
Hint2: You can answer a few questions wrong at the end and still get 100% completion, don't compulsively restart.
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On the tree tops part... how can you get in the car with the floor dissapearing so fast... and falling all the way down... so annoying. That there is the edge where a game stops being challenging and starts being frustrating.
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what's the last achievement? I beat the game 100%, but only have 18/19 achievements will all items, tips, conversation things, 5 ending, all coins etc. It's below the green ones I think, the bottom left achievement.
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Having a trigger-happy cop constantly discharging his firearm in my whore room would totally kill the mood. I don't know how Clarence's father stands it!
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What a great game. The music style reminded me of 'Fire & Ice' ( http://youtu.be/vbiIRJs_rFc ) from *WAAAAAY* back in the day. (I don't suppose you are Jason Page, by any chance...) 5/5