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"You see, mathematically, since I have no hair, and dividing by zero results in infinity, it shall take an infinite amount of time to wash my hair." <---LOGIC
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The fact that two guards were able to take down an army of bandits and monsters in the gem mine becomes less impressive when you consider
that an armed bandit could probably be taken out by a small child with a stick.
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since the first time I played it this line always cracks me up... "you two don't stand a chance, cuz' i'm actually four blokes!"
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I like how this game has an actual story line unlike some RPG's that just send you on quests to " go here f**k s**t up and leave"
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Guide thing says: 'Distribute items equally.' I read this sometime later in the game, so by then, I'd pretty much given everything to Mardek. :L
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First game in a long time that I've played where you can attack yourself just for the hell of it. Made me laugh so much. XD
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Well, that's not good. Shut down private mode and the like yesterday, purely so I could continue this... and now the save's vanished anyway. Suppose I'll try again if I figure this out or if, sometime, I've a lot of time to spare... because this game's too good to give up on so easily.
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Listen, King. I know you intended well when you told me to explore the castle all I wanted... BUT YOU LOCKED ALL THE DOORS.
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now, guards,you stand no chance against me, 'cause i'm actually four blokes!
laughed constantly for 5 minutes. my belly hurts like hell xd
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Hey, I beat Moric the first time without him attacking at all. I used zach with bone slasher as my side charecter and had my main three at level 12, but other than that, you don't really need anything special. simply use elmela's thunder on all enemies on all of her turns, and mardek's heal on all enemies his turns. (to attack all enemies, simply press left.) I used crescendo slash on moric to lower his health and Deugan to kill and surviving minions or attack Moric. Moric doesn't attack because he's too busy summoning undead. good luck!
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could use a keybinding function, and the timing commands all stop significantly after the command is entered within the success zone making the effective success zone 2 frames...not exactly nice considering this is a flash game with all the throttling problems that entails. That being said the actual game it'self is excellently constructed and decently balanced.
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Changing the keyboard layout from the arrows to wasd when using the menu would make it much easier and faster to navigate.
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"Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!" remains one of the best lines ever uttered by anyone in an RPG.
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This game is truly one of the best there is. Sonny would be better if you actually had to THINK to beat the game. Isn't that the whole point? that Sonny is different from other undead because he doesn't attack aimlessly like most players can? And Epic Battle Fantasy while some strategy is required, it just has no real plotline other than a crook, a school girl, and a perverted nazi stealing things, making immature and sexist jokes, while beating on monsters. MARDEK is better because it does require thought, has dialog that is interesting and funny at a mature level, and is just plain amazing. Good work Pseudo, if you keep at it, your talent will be reconized!
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another small secret is if you talk to the gaurd caption after defeating the shaman you will get 1000 gold vote this up if useful
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uggh...Just spent hours grinding the unique item stats into my people.... Then i realized i forgot to get the trilobite key from the zombies in catonia... THEN accidently saved over my endgame save so i couldn't use it for #3 anymore:(
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Forget just flash games, this is one of the most enjoyable games I've ever played! Such lovingly crafted game. I hope one day when all 8 chapters are out the devs put them all together and get this up on Steam or something, easy money!
I'm going to be pretty bummed when I finish chapter 3 though =(
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Love the way you lvl up allows for pricise understanding of who is ahead and help in the midde of battle 5 out of 5 could not find 1 thing wrong
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@me: JK! At least the "ether crystal" exists, according to a book in trilobite cave, so my hypothesis concerning the crystals in Mardek's world