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Useful tip: when the song loops the first time you're approximately at 200 spikes dodged. When it loops the second time you should be at 400 or slightly less than that.
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Weird, my previous best was 170-ish with a ton of effort (and many deaths is 150-ish range iirc), now after like 8 years of not playing my first try was 220ish, almost every attempt in 200-range and I got 565 in under 30 tries. So my advice for the hard badge is: don't train this game at all for 8 years ;P Actual advice: try to keep the ragdoll standing - you can dodge through amazingly narrow gaps by gently pressing up then.
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Tip for a first timer: Just remember that you only have to avoid the very tips of the spikes. Also, don't mind losing your legs – your penis will look so much bigger that way.
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Try spinning your body really quickly and try to get your legs off , while seeing you legs bounce see how the rest of your body is about to die as well
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Kinda hated this game. The concept is kinda dumb, as it mostly relies on luck, and the music wasn't really that good either. Then again, it was made in 2007... I guess standards were lower back then... waaaay lower...
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"We're sorry, this game is not suitable for people over age 115," That means a dead person is not supossed to be playing this game even thought they are playing it. ZOMBIES.
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Lexi what do you mean? what kind of experience points? what do you mean of -99999999? That gives me the FUNNINESS. "Cant play game anymore because was destroyed by level too low" KONGREGATE LEVELS?
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Best game ever 0/0 Meh Game screen: "My granny is totally better than you" What the f*ck? Does the Granny play this game?!