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jaja135

Jul. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wtf Guys, what are you talking about? Pigs? Guns? levels? I won this game in a second! :D

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davidsw12

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Im stuck on level 5? I shot the horse I ate the horse I even got eaten by the horse!!!!! but all of them make me lose....... any suggestions on how to win?

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OB1Cannoli9900

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) There is no lvls its so easy got 0.01 seconds on first try :)

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radu48

Jun. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) TUTORIAL?I NEED HELP IN LEVEL 2!THAT FLYING PIG KILLS ME EVERY TIME I WANT TO GRAB THE BOMB!

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G_PIG_777

Jun. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG THE BUTTON ITS ... SOOoooOOOooo YELOW AND , AND SHINY :)

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Jdoggy1

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are there so many jokes about how long this is?

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bombom100

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I have played this for 7862435757154414234567267512374152754631 hours but still don't beat it. ._.

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bombom100

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally i completed level 9001. To beat it, you are not supposed to kill the smiley. He is impossible to kill even if you cheat. you are supposed to press the green button on the moon, then you will get to level 9002.

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bombom100

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To beat level 9000 you need to defeat the evil knigth of doom, then grab a key, then open the big door, then you need to figth a planet sized tank that shoots 100000 bullets per second, then you destroyed the tank, 10000000000 giants will attack you, then you killed all of them, you win. It may take 100000000000000 tries to complete level 9000.

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bombom100

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no. LEVEL 9001 is impossible i can not even do it if i cheat!

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meowmeow222

May. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level 92 was hard, Ya know where the dragon was sitting there and your cursor would not let you press the button behind it... until you clicked all the orange and green keys, (DO NOT GET PURPLE BROWN PINK RED WHITE OR GREY! YOU WILL HAVE TO START OVER!) then the dragon flies away, enabling the button, (the keys) cause you open the thing that kills the dragon. (idk what the hell it is.) So it flies away before it is doomed, That was hard, level 130 was harder though...

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Jilliana

May. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Omg...I CANT GET PAST lvl 10!!!!!!! Nice music though

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vmmv22

May. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So, I got stuck on level 3, you know, the part where you have to jump over the acid pit. And level 92 was pretty cool, I liked the ray gun. But the last level, I couldn't find a way around the giant mutant.

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AbiS1

Apr. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lvl 50 is almost impossible until i realize that the button to launch the missile is located under the cushion next to the giant cat!

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veroblade

Apr. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how u do lv 1

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koed231

Mar. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I followed the instructions. This is not the shortest game! Just kidding. ^-^

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koed231

Mar. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Omg I <3 the music!

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communistmuffin

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game gave me cancer.

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sora20030c

Feb. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ummmm...there is 1 level

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speedy250

Jan. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) gonna play the rest tomorrow

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epic_win_46

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) finnally passed lev 11, heres the solution: 1st find the shotgun and get the super mega ultra power-up then shot 2 zombies 3 times killing them both, and then you will have no ammo. then send a nuke killing the other 4. then there's a boss zombie, 20,000 hp. you will need a chainsaw and freeze him and cuts his legs off then his arms. then he with only have 2k hp, then cut his head of. then it will move you to lev 12. + if this helped.

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Akshayk29

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) games,these days! gettingharder and harder!

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epic_win_46

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lev 11 is stupid. WHY DO I HAVE TO KILL 6 ZOMBIES THAT HAVE 1337 hp?!?!?

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Cathm10

Nov. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WOW! The maker of this game was a genius! It must have took them months to finish level 34!

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dannybanny

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do u get past the you win thing???

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Koekert

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What is the best possible strategy for level 32? I only get 9001 points...

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bloodrage31

Mar. 14, 2011

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ant0

Feb. 13, 2011

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Pigboy67

Dec. 01, 2010

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Pigboy67

Dec. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) no u idiots on level 12 u have to harpoon the little puppy then eat his corpse BEFORE you push the trash can over revealing the 174 rotting human fingers. that's wen u put fingers 8, 36, 12, 69, and 14 up the president's ass in order to open the safe. if u did it right u shud find a cell phone inside. call the number 877-393-4449! not 4448. if u dial the correct number, a plane shud fly over and a series of knives shud fall from it, chopping your penis off, have it fall into the basket, and down the pipe into the indian woman's mouth to complete the level.

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RoboStarthebomb

Nov. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) level 6 is hard i couldnt do anything til i realized i just have to kick a block of cheese

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cutekitten4

Aug. 26, 2010

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Arr0wz

Aug. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game is way 2 hard i cant even get to level 2

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letharg

Jul. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Chuck Norris can complete this game in 1 second.

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letharg

Jul. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) level 7 was hard, took some time before i completed it. But i got a solution: you must first find the gun, and then you must click on the hamster in its cage, it gets free, and you will have to shoot it and then click on the blue button with white stripes on it. Then you will get to level 8. click plus if this helped you.

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ASHmcmillan

Apr. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Message me a for MOD on this game ,, it finishes the game within seconds. and you get the highscore of all time

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Cheesecracker

Nov. 23, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game.. did find some bugs though. well I can imagine with such a complicated script.

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syaoranoni54326

Nov. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol that sucked, it took me hours!!

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ErichLudendorff

Oct. 18, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) How to get past level 34? I got stuck on the part with the calculus problem.

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Jyroball

Aug. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) funny, dude 5/5

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dopeydoo

Jul. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lvl 15 was hard, but I figured out that you press the the big red button BEFORE throwing the cat out the window. Omg

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Spencdawg

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do you chop down the tree the monkey is in? this game is freakin' hard. 5/5

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only_little_me

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) oh no wait stuck on lvl 5 HELP!!!!

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only_little_me

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) WOW i'm sssssssssoooooooooo fast 1 second......lol : )

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Ksmrulz

Jun. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) On the last level what do you do after you open the safe and find the hatchet?

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Johsck

Jun. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) HOLY SH*T!!! I Actually Won After 17 Hours Of Trying To Figure Out Level 6!

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BurningTrain

May. 17, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Ugh, I'm stuck on level four... lol

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YepGeddon

May. 16, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) holy bugger i won!

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RoneOhSeven

May. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) one would have more fun playing with their own shit, than to play this.

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alex47

May. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) im so fast im so fast!

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