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This game is pure comedy!!! ITS the worst game I have ever played.
Try not laughing at "Kiss tenderly my shank" "Is it possible to love without sex? Yes, but it is sad." "If a man masturbates, does hair grow on his hands?" "How juicily it is pleasure." "Can children have libido."
Don't waste your time unless you want a good laugh!
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Good concept, bad execution. I can't see where his eyes or nose or any other features are, and the best I can do is one of the last go-back spaces. I'm stuck there forevermore, never getting laid. lol jk
But yeah, maybe more than a shadow. And better minigames. Among other things.
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........... Apparently I don't know what an arm is anymore... or a hand... or an ear... or hair... or a knee... or a foot... I've never known what a shank is... and apparently my mouse doesn't click "Tenderly" enough for her... this game saddens me. 1/5.
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1/5
Why?
1. Next time make a real character instead of a shadow. On a black something it is almost impossible to recognize where forearm ends and ankle begins.
2. If we are at it, make accurate limits of each area, so the spots are foundable. Like side, eyes, nose, neck, etc.
3. Work a bit at the "minigames". The only one without problems is the rhythm one.
At aiming one, sometimes the ball simply flies through target without sign of hit.
At "maintain tension", the green area is far too small.
4. Could you tell us what do you mean under doing something "tenderly"? Because as far as I tried, "it hurts" everytime when I touch under ankle, and likewise.
5. It is almost impossible to please her. Maybe just due to the errors of 1-4.
Overall: A good idea, with lots of errors, which make it angering.
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The grammar is atrocious! As others have said, good idea, but there needs to be a little more instruction in game on how to do some of these things, and the awkward way your "partner" speaks makes you want to avoid them.
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Shank is the part of the leg below the knee and above the ankle :) The Whole time I was thinking something dirty V.V lolz
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WHAAAT!!! What were you thinking when you made a game so horribly frustrating that it drives even the most accepting players into fits of unimtigated rage at having their time wasted on it!
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It has cheats! They are: showactivezones, forrhitm, gudcaress, canthitinring. All but showactivezones increase when used multiple times. (I used a decompiler to get this information.) With the cheats, I managed to beat the game, and it was kinda disappointing. Still good for closure, though.
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Goodness, this is insane. I'm not sure if it's the bad translation or if the creators are just horrible people, but the questions and answers for this are ridiculous, and often totally wrong. Especially with regards to scientific stuff. Also, super duper sexist!
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I think this game is buggy it should be fixed. I love the idea of it. Just I get pissed whenever I do something right and apparently I am doing it wrong.
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how can kissing u in the wrong place hurt?!?!?!?!?! its a kiss u can be annoyed its in the wrong spot but it wont make u say ouch O.o
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horrible game is it even possible to beat this. I like the idea but the implementation is just bad I do not think I have ever rated a game bad on kongergate well there's always a first time. Like with the touch my back it looks to me like you are always facing front so how do I touch your back? Now to try and use these cheats after trying to beat this game I want to see the end.
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This game sucks... If I ever had to go out with a guy like this, I would drop him as fast as I could. "Kiss my foot"... What a jerk! Love is also supposed to be mutual, this guy is so demanding and rude! Have people actually beaten this game? -_- I've been stuck on the same loop forever and his mood has dropped nearly to the maximum. This is a really really sucky game.
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needs much much more information for the mini games...
which rhythm? how to caress? where are the zones?
very annoining the way it is at the moment...
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Finally completed a round successfully - this had the possibility of a good game, but falls short. Among the cons, spelling errors, grammar, a few odd terminology for body parts, and very hard to play without cheats on. Also, graphics are okay, but no sense of progress. Ending is a bit disappointing - just a simple numerical rating. Pros - nice concept.
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I bet the developer gets about as far in real life as he/she does with this game, assuming he/she has ever tried. Practice will improve your score, but that's all the reward you're gonna get.
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perfect simulation of dating.
1: women make vague demands and get offended and unhappy when you cannot comply instantly
2: actual expression of an opinion she does not share is regarded as stupid, evil or perverted
3: boring to the point of tears
4: you wonder why you are even bothering shortly after starting
(sarcasm) all in all an impressive work (/sarcasm)
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THIS GAME IS LIKE SH*T !@#$%^&* EVEN IF YOU GO GOOGLE AND SEARCH FOR AA GUIDE THERE ISNT ONE !@#$%^&* HOW CAN UR MOUSE TOUCH IN DIFFERENT WAYS !@#$%^&* I WISH I COULD GIVE A 0/5 DARN !@#$%^&* GAME
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Was this game made by a virgin? The games goes against everything I know about sex and I've been with my girlfriend for 4 years...