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Was this game made by a virgin? The games goes against everything I know about sex and I've been with my girlfriend for 4 years...
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The question "Will you use a condom each time?" came up for me twice in a row. The first time I said no, and girl responded with...well I can't remember exactly what. It was along the lines of how you should always use a condom, though. The next time I said yes, but this time she said "You shouldn't be such a paranoiac. What about having children?" I feel as if this confirms that this game is basically made to make you fail most of the time.
That and the fact the one girl doesn't seem to know her own damn body most of the time. In addition to that, when she does remember which body part is which she'll likely say that you didn't do it right.
Also, no matter what I can't seem to do the rhythm minigame right. No matter how well I do it I do it wrong anyway.
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nope not playing this ever againthere its kids playing this gmae and there talking ablut sex man wats wrong wits this game
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Goodness, this is insane. I'm not sure if it's the bad translation or if the creators are just horrible people, but the questions and answers for this are ridiculous, and often totally wrong. Especially with regards to scientific stuff. Also, super duper sexist!
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You should work on the game more like try putting an actual person and not a shadow and the mini-games are annoying because some don't work and even when i press the correct part of the body the shadow says it hurts or its wrong and what is the meter going to forward means what? backward means what?
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Yeah..these questions need work as well. You CAN love someone and not have sex with them..or what about relationships where a spouse become injured and couldn't have sex anymore. Sure some marriages may fall apart without the phsyical but I bet many stay strong because love is deeper than just the physical pleasure. And physical activity CAN increase libido for some. It increased adrenaline which in turn can increase libido. Everyone gets turned on differently. I would suggest a redo of the game with more straightforward questions (such as the effectiveness of condoms) and other improvements other commentators have suggested. Also, it's sort of offensive saying a woman just needs to "relax" if she has a problem enjoying sex. It could be a medical issue , meds shes' taking could affect her libido or depression. Just ..sounds like you're blaming the woman when it could be something else.
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Yeah, the guys don't know their own body parts. :( And the rhythm clicking game rarely recognizes my clicks. :/ Not to mention I don't appreciate being called a "fool" when I'm clicking the right spots...The description of this game led me to think it'd be something different, like one virtual person whose instructions you'd have to follow. I don't mind the mini game idea, but definitely needs a makeover for grammar and mechanics.
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This is all kinds of horrible. If you're unlucky to land on an undress spot your sadness grows large because the idiot doesn't trust you. And why doesn't the idiot trust you? Because the floating, shadowy idiot thinks that you should know how to touch her "shank." Who in the frick but a butcher would know where the hell a shank is? I'm one hundred percent positive that this crap is someone's idea at trolling. Because all you ever seem to be able to do is go backwards. And that green zone game, it starts going down even before you've had a chance to fully read and understand the rules. This is why people need to take an intelligence test before they are allowed on the internet. So we know who to kill for being too stupid to live.
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The character you're trying to seduce is a jerk. Demands 'Touch me like this!', yells at you when you get it wrong rather than asking you to do it differently. Calls you a dweeb. Sorry, but this guy's not worth seducing, not unless you're all like 'yay, random abuse and constant demands without anything in return do it for me'. I suppose I should have expected it really, what with the game idea being 'seduce this guy WITHOUT MAKING HIM ANGRY.' Who would date anyone this neurotic??? Oh wait. He hides in the shadows so you can't actually see him.
Then there's 'touch my back' - what back, the guy is facing you! - the hypersensitivity 'Ow, that hurt!' - and the idiot floating around. The fact that most of the 'questions' declare the game writer's opinion to be fact or are just dumb.
Ugh. Waste of time even getting bothered by this, except it's amazing someone could think this was a good game.
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horrible game is it even possible to beat this. I like the idea but the implementation is just bad I do not think I have ever rated a game bad on kongergate well there's always a first time. Like with the touch my back it looks to me like you are always facing front so how do I touch your back? Now to try and use these cheats after trying to beat this game I want to see the end.
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Shank is the part of the leg below the knee and above the ankle :) The Whole time I was thinking something dirty V.V lolz
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perfect simulation of dating.
1: women make vague demands and get offended and unhappy when you cannot comply instantly
2: actual expression of an opinion she does not share is regarded as stupid, evil or perverted
3: boring to the point of tears
4: you wonder why you are even bothering shortly after starting
(sarcasm) all in all an impressive work (/sarcasm)
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It has cheats! They are: showactivezones, forrhitm, gudcaress, canthitinring. All but showactivezones increase when used multiple times. (I used a decompiler to get this information.) With the cheats, I managed to beat the game, and it was kinda disappointing. Still good for closure, though.
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how can kissing u in the wrong place hurt?!?!?!?!?! its a kiss u can be annoyed its in the wrong spot but it wont make u say ouch O.o