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I love how even in the end the characters keep talk, "I'll kill you in your sleep james" "let's go for a dinner lily"
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They are all slender mens and slender women. Nice game. and 1 question only their pants is invisible and their shoes are invisible too?
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Boo. A gravity platformer masquerading (in its self-description) as a detective game with a plot. Hey buddy, do the community a favor: If the game play has nothing to do with solving a mystery, don't use the phrase "put your detective skills to the test" in the lead-in text, please. It was an okay platformer, but I'm left disappointed because it's not the genre I was expecting when I clicked here.
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WTF! I expected an interesting point-and-click crime-solving-game, but I get a puzzle-solvin platformer...
It's not a bad game though and I like the story.
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While I was down here posting I missed them kissing and came back up to the line "If James wasn't staring at us, I'd kiss you better." Dammit! 5/5!
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""Then, the know-nothing pretentious hipster douchebags and snobs came, and now Jazz is *unmusic* apparently reserved for them to, in their imagination, elevate themselves above others and insult everyone who doesn’t like it, even though it is throughly and deliberately anti-grooving, anti-harmonic technical OCD Aspie music that pretends to come from the heart exactly because it is the exact opposite."
You know nothing Evi1M4chine.
Jazz is groovy and fun. It's not technical metal with stops and starts. It's not pop with repetitious nonsense either. You're right, it's okay not to like it but calling it "unmusic" or anti harmonic is shallow. Listen to Vivaldi or Beethoven and you'll hear similar non linear non repetitious music. Is that unmusic as well? Why do you think Jazz is so disorganized?
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am currently off of the screen somehow. Have no idea how to get my little detective back into the maze or restart the level :S
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Have you ever wondered what it’s like to fight a bear? Well, prepare to keep wondering, because this game has nothing to do with bear fights!
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See game on homepage: 5 detectives, eh? Finally a game with playable female characters.
Starts playing: Oh, god damn it.
A few sexist jokes later: Oh, eff you.
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Sorry ADHDMONKEY. I had that same problem. I just restarted. Sorry if that makes you have to go through a hard level again.
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So... the game had absolutely nothing to do with the story? I feel betrayed. Especially after I didn't get to fight a bear.
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Short, sweet, and clever. It kind of threw me, not being able to see his feet (because apparently either he BADLY needs to get his invisible trousers hemmed, or his shoes are also invisible), but it was nonetheless a very slick and funny coffee-break game.
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"I know it was you johny, I found a pair of high heels at the crime scene! I know how you like to dress up like a lady! By the way im not accusing you cause we used to go out." <--- Instant 5/5!(This may not happen to you)