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"If James weren't staring I would kiss you better" But ladies, your bottoms are invisible! How would you even know where?!?
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Pro tip: Complete the game as fast as you can There are 5 bonus levels that only appear if you are going fast ! + To keep this comment alive
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Some of the puzzles were difficult, but not so much that I needed the walkthrough. The dialogue was very amusing, especially the parts that only showed if you stayed in the room longer than necessary. 5/5
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Well then, this game didn't take me more that say, twenty two minutes, but it was very nice.
(Level ten and level nineteen had me for a while)
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We only have our own word that we have a muscular degenerative. I think we're covering up after ourselves personally.
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"Why is our skyscrapper full of puzzles?" "I just used an elevator to get here, wait, didn't you?" So there is elevator here, huh? Thanks for saying...
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I had 3-4 bugs that made me restart levels, but other than that the game is fine. Ah, one more thing, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, make the solid/notsolid ledges more consistent, as falling through them cause you fail to jump on them right with your invisible hitbox is frustrating to say the least.
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If you listen in long enough in the room where Lily and Jenny are, they mention a grudge Alastair held against Johnny. "Johnny had Alastair's Father falsley imprisoned" "I knew it was something silly like that!' This game is great!
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""Then, the know-nothing pretentious hipster douchebags and snobs came, and now Jazz is *unmusic* apparently reserved for them to, in their imagination, elevate themselves above others and insult everyone who doesn’t like it, even though it is throughly and deliberately anti-grooving, anti-harmonic technical OCD Aspie music that pretends to come from the heart exactly because it is the exact opposite."
You know nothing Evi1M4chine.
Jazz is groovy and fun. It's not technical metal with stops and starts. It's not pop with repetitious nonsense either. You're right, it's okay not to like it but calling it "unmusic" or anti harmonic is shallow. Listen to Vivaldi or Beethoven and you'll hear similar non linear non repetitious music. Is that unmusic as well? Why do you think Jazz is so disorganized?
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A game that gives you the option to mute the music BEFORE you are subjected to ear splitting noise machine? Instant 5 rating!
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I'm surprised but it seems like I might be alone when I say I didn't really enjoy this as the "puzzle" side of the game had no challenge whatsoever. You could basically just follow in the only viable direction and end up completing each stage with no thought put into what you are doing.
Perhaps you should do the game but do the first 10 levels real quick. This'll unlock 5 difficult ones over the course of the game. If you got up to level 24 and still think it's easy, well... okay then.
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If you go reload your finished game a few times, then the arrested person changes....so....who ACTUALLY did it then?!
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@amundy14: It is also the other extreme end of the spectrum to the typical radio pop charts crap. But, as usually with two extremes, it is just as bad.
So quit your nonsense, because you yourself know nothing about the damn point of music. You just hijacked the whole thing because of your need to compensate your own (typical for your type) extreme anxiety and insecurity.
Most people like music to touch them and transfer an emotional experience that resonates with *them*. And normal humans don’t resonate with dissonances or obsessing over technicalities.
So Jazz, as it is today, stays a fringe occurrence. Without being hated; but not loved either. And that too is *OK*. Got it?
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@amundy14: No, it is not. Some things are. Partially.
Back in the days, Jazz was just a simple kind of entertaining music, just like lobster was by-catch for to the dogs and poor. There was no hype and certainly not this pretentious snobbish monkey-see-monkey-do Idiocracy of making a nearly religious taboo out of daring to even criticize Jazz. It’s just something a very certain kind of people liked. And most don’t. For very good reasons. That’s it. And that was OK.
Then, the know-nothing pretentious hipster douchebags and snobs came, and now Jazz is *unmusic* apparently reserved for them to, in their imagination, elevate themselves above others and insult everyone who doesn’t like it, even though it is throughly and deliberately anti-grooving, anti-harmonic technical OCD Aspie music that pretends to come from the heart exactly because it is the exact opposite.
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Ok, many of these levels have short-cuts that seem like the developer didn’t intend them and they are hacks, because they are way too easy. Like jumping down between the spikes in level 22, instead of finding a more cumbersome way. Takes only 5 seconds to do the whole level. I don’t think that’s intended…
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out of curiosity i satyed for a bit when i arrested alistair and i ended up thinking a question... WHERE THE F***! is the damn elevator lily used.