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so, a woman falls off of a tower, hit a guy in the head, decapitates him, and her body get vaporized! hmmmmmm? somthings not right but i dont know what
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ye gods, the amount of times I've 'failed' where the last person was a millimetre away from the impact with the ground...
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*Pokes guy* Excuse me, do you have the time? Wait... WHOLY CRAAAAP WHERE'S MY ARM! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!! WHY COULD'NT I BE BORN A HOBO!? THEY JUST STAY THERE INVINIBLE WANTING BEER! WHY GOD!?
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I only put one stick of dynamite on the building when I could've put five because I didn't want the drunken hobo laying on the side of the road to get hurt.
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Also.. Apparently solving the levels with fewer bombs doesn't get you higher score. 1: that's silly. 2: How do you get higher score? Did I miss that or does it just not show?
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*accidentally bumps into someone* oops my bad. Oh my God your bleeding. Are you ok? Wait. Where did my arm go!!?? OH MA GAWD THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! ITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE - oh hes dead ^.^
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Rescue crew: don't worry we will get you out of the collapsed blick building!
Man: No! Don't touch my hand! *Splatter*
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Got all achievements except play for 30minutes... which says a lot about the difficulty of the game. A simple version of the "explode structure" physics-based game that seems designed to make bad players feel better about themselves! Been done better too many times before, I'm afraid.
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It stopped telling me what the new bombs did even though the Hide Tips option wasn't selected. Goes from an awesome game to me not wanting to play around with it anymore really quickly.
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Shit Hobo is there watching me killing people...
what should i do he will report to police
i know i kill him with my bombs
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Having an achievement for playing 30 minutes is kind of stupid when it takes about 10 minutes to beat the game and get all other achievements s: