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OK seriosly that soda machine is indestructible i shot at it level 2 fire and i used the special owned on it (which was pretty beast) and I DIDNT EVEN MAKE A SCRATCH ITS MADE OF GOD MYTHRIL OR SOMETHIN
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Let's start off by, SUMMONING A F*CKING DRAGON, then, CHOPPIN' OFF A F*CKING BUILDING, and we'll end it by, USING A LIGHTSABER LIKE A F*CKIN' BOSS
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After reaching the point of spewing lightning, punching the machine around the world, slicing a building in half, and doing overtime, I'm not sure if I want the drink anymore... Ahh, who am I kidding? DIE SODA MACHINE!!!
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YER A WIZARD MIKE! :mike: im gonna use the magic to shoot little magic pew pews to break it! :other guy: why not use the magic to just break open the machine? :mike: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
(i didnt call him by his real name cuz im afraid of copyright)
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the real question is that he has access to katana's, swords, GIANT CATAPULTS!!!! giants, bulldozers, soccer balls, but he doesn't have access to a giant furnace or maybe AN ENTIRE MARKET FULL OF SODA!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
but, he is mike shadow, so he doesn't think, he only punches
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*walks on sidewalk, sees vending machine, eats spinach and grabs a giant sword and jumps up to Pluto and falls back down, but sees cops and hides*
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he could destroy an army of prolly 1000 men , he has epic skillz with any weapon, but he cannot destroy a vending machine. He has been training, because he wants his drink from that machine, but he still cannot. he is.........mike shadow.
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ok you hadoukened the vending machine, Struck it with an plasma sword. Punched it 10,000,000 times in one second, hit it with yo bruce lee legs. Used a NUKE on the vending machine and you get pwned by a soda... Either the soda is made from The same material injected into wolverine and is like kryptonion to you or you are a hacker. Or the soda machine is like made of Dark MATTER and you are superman trying to damage the immortal vending machine. My luck you sliced the soda to pieces and their is nothing left the city is into ashes. Must be a good soda then XD
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after reviewing the lightsaber attack it appears that the vending machine does get damaged but it has a healing factor (like wolverine)