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Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what the hell is that soda machine made of?!

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Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Cuts a building in half with a single katana strike, sees zombies and runs away.*

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Apr. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) upon further inspection the machine was made entirely of Nokia cell phones

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Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I want that vending machine made into a suit of armor for me in all my RPGs I play! >:D

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Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mike: hm...? i have 1000$.... should i spend it to buy weapons and destroy the vending machine so i can get my 1 soda can? or should i use it 2 go 2 shopping market and make 500 of them?.... ill go with the weapons. ^^

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Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ever notice that when mike uses katana lvl 3 he cuts down a skyscraper right ? well most of the lights are on.... so mike just killed ALOT of people

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Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is one of those "DUDE, CALM THE F**K DOWN!" moments.

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Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So thats where Chicks come from...

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Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Note: In case of WWIII or a zombie apocalypse hide in vending machine until it's over

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Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...i remember when i tried to do that... it fell on me

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Jul. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) has powers to summon a dragon *police car comes *mike hides* *

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Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In a world of shadows and violence, vending machines have the ability to stand up once it's been knocked over...

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Jan. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know, I love these kinds of games. I really honestly do. Games like these are good for relieving stress of any kind. Mad at someone at your school? don't take it out on the person, come to this game and use a lightsaber on a vending machine. Pissed at your boss? blow the vending machine away with a Mech. I give this game a total 5/5, just because it can helpful in relieving stress (which I can have a lot of). All the other stuff just makes it even better (a ligthsaber?! I mean, a LIGHTSABER?!? Being able you use that in any game is just a whole 'nother kind of awesome).

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Dec. 8, 2011


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Sep. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There are several things in this game that amaze me. 1) Why doesn't he ask for help? He's got an army of archers... 2) With all the money he's getting, why doesn't he just try again, or go to the store and buy one? 3) WHERE THE HELL DOES HE GET LIGHTSABERS FROM?

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Apr. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Got all of the OP moves, sees police and hides* Best Logic Ever

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Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) your telling me that the katana doesn't slice the through the soda machines, but it slices the building behind it??? MINDBLOWN

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Jun. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) imagine if every body done this when they got nothing from a machine :D

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Jun. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what happen to mochi games?

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Jun. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) normal person: aww man I really wanted a soda :( mike shadow:GIVE ME MY SODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Keynup: I believe people downrate for off-site features because some people (myself included) prefer staying on the same site as much as possible. In general, I find Kongregate to have a better design than a lot of other sites, and dislike feeling that I'm being pressured to go to another site to get the "real" game. Typically I won't downrate if it's a few features that I don't feel are essential, but if they're substantial or powerful that merits a downrate from me. Facebook integration in the actual game itself, of course, is an automatic 1/5 from me, on principle; if I wanted Facebook crap, I'd be on Facebook, not Kongregate.

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Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dude, I have a rocket launcher, a lazer gun, a magic sword, and a bulldozer, among other things. Why am I scared of zombies/cops?

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Oct. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The US Military should stop what ever it's doing and look for that vending machine.

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Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I want the premium items... does Mochi Games even exist anymore?

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Dec. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If there's a zombie invasion, buy a soda machine. You'll be save for years.

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Aug. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) BASED ON A TRUE STORY

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May. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) nice game

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Jul. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What kind of store does this guy go to? "Okay, men, we have a special order that we need done immediately. We need two lightsabers, a full-sized army of Spartan soldiers, a 4-story-high battle mech suit, a high-frequency atom-thin katana as wide as the condo across the street, a rocket launcher, and a photon cannon. We need this done ASAP. Wait, is that the customer over there..? What's he doing to- OH GOD, HE JUST PULLED A LAMPPOST RIGHT OUT OF THE CONCRETE! AND HE'S BEATING UP THAT- HOLY BISCUITS! HE JUST SUMMONED A GIANT DRAGON THING! AND THAT VENDING MACHINE IS JUST ABSORBING THE FIRE!"

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Nov. 5, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) God playing this is so nostalgic, too bad mochi had to shut down so now we cant use the premium stuff

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Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is cool 5/5. I found out about it by accident. Make badges for it to be popular and have more plays. P.S. "I AM GOING TO DO THE SAME THING TO THE VENDING MACHIENE WHEN IT DOSENT GIVE ME BACK MY CHANGE!!!"

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Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing for 3 hours it dawned on me that the vending machine will not break open. .-.

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Mar. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow this is awesome!!!!! I come here when i'm so pissed off and I want to hit something really hard and now that I see this I can take my anger,stress, and pissed off in NO TIME :D I love this game 10/10 EXCELLENT MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) can summon a freakin dragon, cant get a can of soda out of a vending macine

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Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) uh... actually it would be a good way to get rich in real life. just hit the immortal box and it will spill coins, forever!

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Aug. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) immortal machine o.O

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Jun. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the machine just stands up itself...

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Jun. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Escapes intact from a Chuck Norris punch, God Hand, and a MOTHERFUC*ING MAGIC FIRE DRAGON ROAR, but get pierced by a soccer ball (WTF?)

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May. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why don't we make armor out of the soda machine's material

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Oct. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *other guy walks up pays for a soda he gets two out of the vending machine*

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Apr. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) he could destroy an army of prolly 1000 men , he has epic skillz with any weapon, but he cannot destroy a vending machine. He has been training, because he wants his drink from that machine, but he still cannot. he is.........mike shadow.

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Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah you'll spend a million hours playing this game, because thats how long it takes to earn enough cash to upgrade anything.

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Jul. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) gets hit in the face by soda "FINALLY MY SODA......what am I going to do with all my weapons.............*becomes real life superhero*"

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Aug. 1, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Mike shadow aka Chuck Norris

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Feb. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Something tells me that the vending machine is made out of chuck norris's bones.

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Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *looks down* hey there's a penny under of it

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Aug. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Needs badges.

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Jun. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) If he has all this money, he could just go to the nearest convenience store and just buy the drink.

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Dec. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Damn, that must be one good soda.

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Nov. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Im not always mad about soda machines. But this one... This ones GOING TO HELL"

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Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Daaaang, if that's Fire 1, then I don't think I wanna see Fire 2. *goes through manymanymany levels to buy Fire 2 anyway* Me: *uses Fire 2* ... HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS.

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