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This game should have a badge, no because of the game beeing good just because of telling the true story behind most "free" games this days
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The gameplay was definitely stale. But I appreciated the commentary on the trend of microtransactions in games now. I liked that clicking on the Paypal knock off made a google search about the negative effects of microtransactions.
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Spoiler~!!! For people who couldn't read the END NEWSPAPER cause it's too fast. It reads:
THE UPGRADER
Copyright armor games inc, tuesday october 24th 2014, Price: 50 cent
title:" President Saves Planet With Un-manned Drone"
World responds with a resounding "Thanks, Obama!"
Another day ends in high spirits as those pesky alien parasites are once again driven off into the blue by grinding a game over and over again. Will this winning tactic ever become less valid?
Conspiracy nuts were quick to question the Gov's official retelling of the event. Asking questions such as "If there was no pilot, then what was all that talk of using the keyboard to move the ship?" And "Hey, I put a lot of work into buying them there upgrades. You won't silence me!" When tracked down for further questions, however, most of those responsible for arguements either could not be found or had died mysteriously. All this lead's me to report that all's well that ends well.
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Anybody else get scared by the heart rate upgrade?? I thought it was really stupid when it showed the ghost...then I get startled playing this at 10 pm.
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CUT THE EFFING JUMP SCARE ALREADY. Seriously, it might have been worth a chuckle the first few times, but fifteen bleeding minutes of this crap? The next 'upgrade' will be me throwing my laptop through a wall.
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the game is so-so. the prequels were much better imo, since you actually had to try to win the game. i get the joke it does at micro-transaction scourge, but they dedicate themselves so much to the joke the whole game becomes shitdroid tier kid entertainment app.
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2/5 SOOOOO easy it is not even fun, buy and upgrade like 6 magnets, fill the rest with lightning rods and sit to the left or sight side of the screen to get hearts when they pop up, and this game turns quickly into an idle game, the only reason they added hearts was because the movement mechanic is not even needed.
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I CANT BELIVE IT!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS GAME TO CAME OUT FOR YEARS!!!!!!!! FINALLY NOW I CAN DIE AND KNOW THAT MY LIFES DREAM IS NOW A REALITY