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I guess you're only allowed to have one speed booster? The gray box that pops up won't allow me to click on it, not to mention there seems to be a glitch that sends the cannons far off screen when trying to place them.
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Jumpscares were so spooky I downgraded my life and had a heart attack.
69/0
Pros-Meet the President, blah blah blah, blah blah typical critic shit
Cons- SpOoPy JuMpScAReSqeomnapd.
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Ugh, I KNEW you'd wait a few seconds on the third heart rate upgrade because you knew I knew it was coming, but it still got me.
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5/5 liked it better than the others but the problem is if u get a few lightning rods and coin magnets your done for the rest f the game
PS. I loved the newspaper at the end
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Interesting idea, but the ggame was literally afk mode easy. I played two waves and tthen left my computer on for a while. gg 2/5
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its been a while since I played the other two (at least 3 years) but i found what I loved about them in this one and I enjoyed seeing what was different (after all if you want to play a game like the first two, then play the first two) my only problem with this game was the automatic zooming of the screen (and a minimap wouldve helped as well) finished in 1 and a half hours so a pretty decent browser game to say the least
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Look...I know what this is about. The game’s trying to make a point. And *that’s fine* (I actually found the links an interesting read). But it doesn’t make up for the game being dull and shallow, and it absolutely doesn’t justify tweaking the obnoxious jerk feature (the jumpscare) so that our efforts to thwart it and just get back to playing will be in vain. And I’m sorry, but in my experience once a developer starts listening to the wrong people and believing the wrong things, there’s no turning back. It is damn, damn depressing to see this once-wonderful franchise go down this dark road. Hell, I’m so bummed I’m not even going to bother to ask what that bizarre slam against Barack Obama was about. 2/5
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So, knowing that you’re going to have to deal with BS that in any medium with the faintest hint of justice would result in, at minimum, a fairly hefty fine, does the rest of the game make up for it? In a word...no. Look, rag on the repetitiveness of the Snailbob games all you want, at least that one never plummeted into the abyss. And while this one isn’t quite as awful as Decision 3, it’s a big, big dropoff from the first two. I’ll just touch up on what’s already been said (blaster rifle and laser cannon underpowered, can largely park at the base before wave 14, no point in buying all the grid squares) and add that there’s a whole lot *less* now. Fewer weapons, fewer upgrades, fewer options, and most of the attempts at humor just flat-out miss. There’s just not much to encourage repeated plays, and even if you do, those plays won’t take much time or be very memorable. [cot’d]
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Okay, first off, and I don't give a flaming sack of rodent giblets if Everyone's But Me Is Fine With It, or Everyone But Me Understands, or whatever BS. Jumpscares are a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE act of POINTLESS JERKISHNESS and have ABSOLUTELY NO PLACE IN A KONGREGATE GAME. Wait, what's that? "No, don't hold back! Tell us what you *really* think!" Fine. I think anyone who puts this infantile stunt in a Kongregate game should be forced to take it out or be banned for life. How's that? This was *barely* tolerable in the second game, where you could just mute it and look away for a few seconds. Here you have no idea when it'll pop up (I tried, believe me), ensuring that even if you do mute it, it'll still grab you. I’d gladly pay 99 cents to *never have to deal with this crap* again ever. And of course you *have* to do this to get the ending, thereby killing whatever point the game was trying to make about micotransactions. [cot’d]
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Although this is markedly lower quality than its predecessors, not a bad game, but lowerr quality nonetheless, I think that may have been the point. I believe the whole point is to satirize the "Freemium" industry. Or I am way over-thinking this.
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For the ultimate Lightshow, you need 71280 coins once you've unlocked all slots. That way, the whole grid can be filled with Level 5 Lightning Rods: http://prntscr.com/ayzgq4
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I swear I have played this game before. Everything about it looks like something I have already done. Oh yea... I played it on Armor games back in January.... of last year.
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I have serious problem with this game. Everything past the title screen is so blurry I can't read any of the dialogue or upgrade desriptions. I tried upgrading everything at least once and that didn't fix anything. Any suggestions?
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This game had the feeling of being forced to have uniqueness. What i mean is they tried to do something else and it kinda worked but it kinda didn't. It has a nice aspect and i can see what they were trying to do with it, but it's not upgrade complete. The lasers were so OP i barely had any difficulties. Theres such little weapon choice. It's like playing pokemon but only being stuck with the beginning 3 pokemon and that'd be the entire game. The "Wave Complete" and shop have bad interactions cause it's overlay stays through and makes you have to wait for it to clear. The game has insanely annoying, unwanted advertisements which make us believe that this was just a "Meh it's good enough we just want profit." feel. Overall, it just isn't worth the time. Maybe for like the first 10 minutes like yeah this is unique then it becomes :l what have they done? Did this game even have testing done? Also the ship management was also frustrating. 2/5 wouldn't play for completion.