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The complaints are SO real. You guys obviously aren't game developers so you don't realize JUST how much work goes into these games. I am a Game Artist myself and I can vouch for how ridiculous it is JUST for menus and such. This one was considerably more beautiful and fun than the other two and how long it took you to beat a FLASH game is really irrelevant. If you want some long-winded adventure go get some adventure RPG games on console or Steam, because you're on the wrong site.
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I don't know, maybe more stuff shit talking freemium stuff. I liked the little tiny nod that shoulda been more of the focus.
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Even prepared to the hearthrate upgrade.. i got scared L0L
OMG , awesome job... now i know how to incresease my heart rate
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So, I clicked the "heart rate" option, my game locked and said it lost the device context. I thought that was clever . . . until I realized the game really did just crash. Huh.
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Good sense of humor, but it doesn't feel like the game knows what it wants to be apart from that. Case in point: I didn't even know I could MOVE my ship until wave 14 when I needed to collect hearts. It was never mentioned, and I presumed that all the coins out of my reach I wasn't getting was a feature that I was supposed to upgrade into. A few electric weapons and coin magnets and I was set up to, ahem, "play" the game until I was forced to learn I could move. The game, ah, didn't actually get any better for this revelation.
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I clicked the fake link thinking it was apart of the game continuation, it was kinda like that in the last one, until I saw where it led. Har Har Har! Very good one. 5/5
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This is a great great game but it's definitely lacking compared to Upgrade Complete 2. The amount of Art in this game is insane, I think more effort should have been put into new features and the gameplay. I know the gameplay is supposed to be simplistic but it required almost zero skill. It was a fun 20 minute game but just that. Still giving the game a 5/5 but I am disappointed.
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Well I will parrot what most people are saying. Gameplay wise this was the weakest of the 3. I do like the message he's sending with it though. The predatory ads in freemium games is ruining many of them. So strongest message of the 3, worst gameplay. Overall still gave it 5* cause it beats the heck out of most games.
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Build: Weapons- 2, 3, 4 fill all slots (once unlocked) in a pattern of weapon 2, weapon 3, weapon 4, weapon 2, weapon 3, weapon 4... Max level all of them; Towers- 3 and only 3 all the way. Max level all; Then play for upgrades as your tank steamrolls everything in its path. Will be slow at first, but it will be very, VERY overpowered once acquired.
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The new innovative thing was the ads. And no one likes ads. I was hoping this game would be like... huge. Like, make you re-upgrade your entire browser huge. Like, you can't quit the game until you upgrade the "x" button huge. Like, can't even use the site you play it on (be it armor games or kongregate) until you upgrade your website functions huge. What this was, was actually less than upgrade complete 2. At least 2 had fake 3D. At least 2 had a fullscreen. This one didnt even have those.
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so much happiness crushed so hard when i seen this then played it *sighs* maybe the 4th one will be amazing like the first 2 : )
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WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS
I was playing when suddenly an ad of killing bug in your PC came, i just closed it and like 5 ants appeared on the screen!
O.o
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The news-clip at the end was worth more than the actual game. Maybe look into a career in comedy; you got that down, pat. 4/5 stars just for the laughs.
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A cute time-killer, yet nothing really new for the series. The comment about the camera being a huge irritant is spot-on: it would have been nice to have an upgrade for that. Overall, it's missing some kind of "innovative twist" that makes the 2nd or 3rd title in a series stand out. Even though it disappoints on this front, I'll bump it up a star due to goodwill from the previous games. 3/5
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This was... a minigame kinda. It really didn't meet up to the other two... It wasn't bad, it just wasn't in league with the others.
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The random addition of the hearts was obnoxious. It shoud have started with those things and have upgrades to buy out of them.
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This is the absolutely funniest hands down, hands DOWN! best beginning of a game i have ever seen on kongregate or anywhere. I have been amused by some games in the past but never laughed outloud as hard as i did when i read the search entry
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Free2Play Guru over the world scratched their head in confusion tonight as it quickly become clear that the best tactic for succes seems to be dumb luck and a massive marketing budget.
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This game was great I loved the humor and the gameplay. The only problem with it was the upgrades where not very fun at all but it was still great