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5 stars, 1- cow stealing, 2- music selection, 3- i really felt bad on both "one die" endings, 4- plot twist on ship fight scene, 5 - really original and interesting story (also i favorited the game because, of course, the quadra-breast alien XD)
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I'm a cowboy from Texas, I pray at the altar of Han Solo, I'm an old-school browncoat, a fan of indie music, an ancient gamer, a lover of deep story, a romantic, and a game designer. This game hit me on about 30 different levels.
My first play-through I ended up joining the army. That ending affected me every bit as much as TLoU. Thank you. Please, do it again.
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luv it 1500/1 best (and only)blend of future and past ive ever seen.past because a cowgirl is a main character and future because of everything else. LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you know are in front of a good game when they make you care off characters that you didn't know existed half an hour ago.
Yeah, well we pushed 10 update and still aren't able to reproduce the loading issues some of you have. We're sorry about it, but if you're on Windows you may still play the downloadable version of the game : http://pierrec.itch.io/til-the-cows-tear-us-apart
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Hehe. To be honest this is not at all what i expected. I stayed for the music and didn't regret it one bit. Nice story, quirky mature humor, funny moments and a bit of drama all mixed into a great experience. Loved every minute of it. Don't have the patience to go through all those dialogues too many times to see all the endings but i had fun with my ending. I got the best ending the first time around: they were together, smoking pot, getting high and having a good time :). I call that a good ending.
The only thing i didn't like about this game was that horrible noise called "take that". That cannot ever be described as music in any form... It was horrible. Had to mute my PC for the duration.
Anyway, thanks for the great experience :).
PS: It's either "21st" or "XXI". you cannot combine roman numerals with an english numeral term. That is a big No-No :).
Thanlks for the comment ! You may mute the game by pressing "m" and skip the dialogues by using "s" - you have to have already finished the game once to do that, though.
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FOR EVERYONE THE GAME CRASHES: Try to disable your addblocker and reload... sometimes these things block specific ressources from HTML5 games, due to some rediciolous misshit rule.
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From the name and subject matter, I thought this was going to be a simple and amusing little point and click. I was not prepared for these feels. Goddamn, man. Bravo.
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Can't begin Scene 4 at all whether on Chrome or Firefox. The two characters appear and then disappear from the screen and don't reappear :(
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The title of the game. The green 4-boobed alien. The music. The cow sex slaves. The story in and of itself. General Clusterf**k. There is nothing about this masterpiece that fails to achieve complete and utter PERFECTION. And yet, it manages to be intriguing and thought-provoking, too, with a set of distinct emotions triggered after every ending. This brief story of two lesbian, cattle rustling druggie alien cowgirls says more about life than just about anything. I read, I smiled, I burst out laughing and had to hide my computer from my mother, and then each and every ending left me satisfied and craving more at the same time. This is the very pinnacle of what Kongregate has to offer--everyone else go the f**k home.
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Lesbian space cowgirl? I now know my future profession. Seriously. Very few games with female protagonists, even fewer with queer female protagonists, and even fewer with portrayals of queer female protagonists that aren't horrendously offensive. Merci infiniment d'avoir créé un jeu tellement magnifique!
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this is such a good game its original a thieving cow girl and a four breasted alien whos species is half exstinct and thier lesbians ....... never wouldve thought of that and truxtonians using cows as sex slaves its amazing 5/5
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so sorry I can't play this game. it freeze after few scene change on firefox and crashes on chrome. Didn't even tried Exploder
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this game made me cry. its one of the best games if ever played!
and one of the saddest i hope that everyone that plays this game
enjoys!
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nothing, it just crashes at the very start of scene 7, before any dialogue even pops out.
man please fix this, i really liked where the plot was going. :C