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kind of strange how not only do the guests stay inside the hotel for the duration of their stay, but stay for months at a time
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480 dollars to to get in.. 135 dollars for internet... 270 dollars for arcade and 210 dollars for the gym... that sounds just about right
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i expanded my building area fully and about 40% of my hotel is capacious elevators. A random guy rates my hotel 3 thumbs down for not having enough elevators
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some one goes to the top floor and then goes to the other elevator and takes it down to the bottom floor and proceeds until leaving the hotel. waste of money
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WHAT IS WITH THE ELEVATOR QUEUE!!!! I have expanded my hotel area five times and built 30 floors of elevators. A man says," Good hotel. But the elevator queue is a bit disturbing." WHYYYYYYYY. NOW I'M IN ELEVATOR DEPT!!!!!!!
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LOL just watched my maid glitch out and walk backwards with a vacuum and her feet moving exactly like when she goes forwards and the when she gets to the elevator the vacuum disappeared and she just stood there like nothing happened... WTF LOL!!!!!!!!
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apparently to walk across the reception its taking 2 days ... cleaning a room is taking 2 days as well ... apparently not 10 minutes...
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I went so into debt I was like Screw it and destroyed everything in my hotel. MWAHAHhAHAAHAHHAHAH You are trapped forever Humans! Why the hell are you complaining about reception instead of having no way to leave?!??!?!?
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Day 1: I have started building my hotel. We are still small but it seems to be going ok. First customer was happy.
Day 365: We have expanded considerably. Customers are mostly happy. They are requesting more laundry and more elevators.
Year 5: We have reached 5* status! We are still expanding and improving every day. Work is being done to provide more elevators.
Year 25: We are running out of room to expand. It is surprising the hotel has not collapsed under its own weight. Half the hotel is elevators placed in shafts of three, customers still want more elevators.
Year 50: Scrapped the hotel idea. Invested in an elevator company. They seem to make more money anyway. Now all the customers want elevators.
Year 9000: Everything is an elevator. I am an elevator. There are still not enough elevators...
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I finally got my Hotel to 5 stars!! A trick is to not build your elevators in one line. Build 5 elevator shafts on one side and the next 5 on the other side and alternate. This takes care of the elevator complaint
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Day 400..... Building has reached height of a Boeing 737 would fly........ Day later on Fox News......"A Boeing has just crashed into a hotel!!!Its ISIS again!!!" Owner of Hotel says"No, there was no terrorists, just the fact that my hotel is 50,000 feet high"
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Lol… The queue at the laundry is always too long. They have no patience. I have 11 laundry rooms and I started playing about 15 mins ago!
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i just had someone complain about the queue in my 3 internet rooms i paused and looked at all of them 1 of them was empty and only 1 had more than 1 person...
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Dear Blonde Help Woman, I know I have two receptionists. I have two because I get complaints otherwise. Kindly shut up and let me run my god damn hotel.
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My OCD makes me want to rearrange the rooms so badly. Seriously tempted to restart with a better organization strategy
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*Has 2 very dirty rooms on floor 48 and 49 at the top of a super tall 2 block wide tower and still no complaints about dirtiness* :D