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I stalked a customer. *April 11th: Checkin at reception, April 29th, arrive at room, stay there for 1 second *May 31st Wash clothers *July 5th Disco *September 3rd Go to room for 1 second *September 26th Checkout reception *October 11th leave hotel property. SUMMARY = He spent half a year at my hotel just to wash his clothers once, and have a dance at my disco. He spent like 9k. What a waste of life LOL
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The solution to the elevators is entirely stupid, but it works: Build a three-level elevator, then an ordinary room above it, then another three-level elevator above that. Then build a three-level elevator in an adjacent column so that it links the two. Your guests will zig-zag their way up and down, but because the elevators come almost instantly, they don't complain about waiting. Upvote this and lets get it onto the top five.
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Fun, but completed relatively quickly. Also, there need to be a ore practical way to track your employees. How many you have, what they are doing atm, give them ponctual orders or a set of orders (assign to floor X, etc.).
There should also be a more practical way to reorganise your hotel when you want to make room for some new stuff you unlocked. And you should have a refound when you destroy something. At least half the price...
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So it costs several hundred dollars to watch a movie, go swimming, eat at a restaurant, but only $6 to stay over night?
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After getting to 30 floors of nonsense and a 5 star rating, I fired all my employees, removed all my elevators, and destroyed every square of the hotel. The dozens of people who were stuck on various floors could only complain about the lack of reception and that there was nobody cleaning rooms. I urged them to jump, but it appears they would rather just stand there and hold their breath. What a bunch of whiners.
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You know, once you get a five star hotel, there should be a stairs option. Unlimited capacity, no wait, goes right to your floor, also functions as a gym. Maybe they'd all stop whining about elevator waits.
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so i get a 5 star hotel, and then decide to destroy all of the elevators. the only thing the guests complain about is not having various services... lmao... YOU'RE NOT MAD THAT YOU'RE STUCK IN MY HOTEL FOREVER?!?!?
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$30 to stay in a SUITE and $540 to use the beauty salon and people are saying Prices are amazing! Highly reccomended!
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When my customers go to the Gym, they have to go up 11 floors, they get there, then they say "well, that's my exercise" then go back down...
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"Would you happen to have another place to check in?"
"Yeah, but it's on the 49th floor... and apparently the elevators are always crowded..."
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needs upgrades:
For exemple: you should be able to upgrade elevator to increase capacity and/or speed
you should be able to upgrade your Restaurant, to add more tables (and thus increase capacity)
You should be able to even upgrade staff (upgraded staff work faster)
You should also be able to put staff on ONE floor, so they don't go around working on every floor (if you have the maximum floors, that's pretty hard, coz the maids suddenly notice dirt on the upper floors, they ALL go there, and there's no-one to keep the 5th floor tidy)
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The architect that allows me to put an open-air cafe directly underneath a swimming pool. Yeah -- he clearly knows what he's doing.
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It took me a month and a half for me to get to my room. Then I spent $1,200 on a movie. Three thumbs up! I will stay here again!
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"Excuse me madam, if you don't wish to queue in this reception there is another reception upstairs. Zigzag up to floor 16 using the elevators and walk through the arcade and the bowling alley, then reception is right in front of you."
"Why thank you! That is much more convenient than waiting in line for a few more seconds!"
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I just followed a guest from check in to his room. It took him 17 days to get from the desk to his room. And after check in he waited a WEEK to just get on the elevator, and it took two days to get to his floor! No wonder everyone demands more elevators, I would be pissed if I waited a week to get on it and then have a day day trip to my floor.
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i left it on overnight, got several million dollars, and bought 100 presidental suites. Then I bought all the expansions and filled every inch of space left with disco bars, with one capacious elevators,now im at -$100000 10/10 game would play again
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it's so odd watching a guest spend twenty days getting to their room after checking in, sleep for 8 hours, then take twenty more days on their way to surf the internet for five days straight.
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I love screwing with people here. I put a bowling alley next to the open air cafe (no peaceful meals), the laundry rooms next to the beauty salon (smell clothes and perfume) , the movie theater and the disco (noisy movies) and a few low class rooms in between the presidential suites to make a few of those normal customers feel awkward
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"Welcome to the "Stuffit Inn"! Here's your room key, and we ask that you please not throw your filthy linens and 30lb sacks of garbage into the hallways, abstain from washing what appears to be boulders and dynamite in our laundry rooms, and if you say anything about the elevators, you will be promptly thrown down one. Enjoy your stay!"
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"Why are you cleaning a random mostly empty room WHEN THE FLOOR BELOW YOU IS LITERALLY KNEE-DEEP IN GARBAGE. USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE YOU VACUOUS CLEANING WENCH.
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After building a 5 star hotel, I proceeded to fire nearly all the staff and watched garbage pile up in the halls and mildew stain the walls. I have one person in all of reception, and a waiter in one cafe. $20,000 profit a month.