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I did 'IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!'' and i got the old man to the bottom with no injuries and was like YUS now fly to the finish! then he sped round and got impaled on the stares xD
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the full version is too much to fit onto kongregate, the file size is just too big, just play it on totaljerkface.com
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All of you guys playing this... go to www.totaljerkface.com its the home of happy wheels and the full game has been there since the demo came out on kongregate. Go check it out.
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Let me tell you something about Dawn of the Dead.lv1: at the very beginning, before you move at all, let go of your Segway (a.k.a press Z) and fall back (press left arrow right after Z) and soon you get gaysex.. watch it..
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you say you dont upload full version because of byte limits, ive played much bigger games on kong, you just want people to come to your website
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lol on the first lift the kid got detached and then he went flying up the lift and slammed into the base of my bike XD sorry for all the comments but i love this game!
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lol and hurray for grinding peoples heads on the walls, especially the kid on the back of the bicycle, showing up at the end with a headless child :D