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Time-based golf with random events, and frustrating physics... what an unholy combination. Can't remember when i was screaming and cursing so much playing a game...
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@Eppie_Spacely Umm you realise you need to ACTIVATE those powerups before you play a shot, right? They're temporary so they'll disappear once used. They're on the left of the screen. :D
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On top of all the other complaints already posted... early on I bought 3 powerups, which don't seem to actually do anything. Seriously how can you call it a coin magnet when the ball is only 2 pixels away and doesn't attract coins?! Anyway, Now I unlocked the "double coins" but I can't replace the old powerups with the new one.
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That "End Now" button at the end of every hole has finally won me over. I'm ending it now. I have two of three badges. That's all I'm going to bother getting. It was a ballache to get this far. I'm done.
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The game took pity on me, the last bird I killed literally flew into my ball when it was at almost a dead stop on the ground.
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Yeesh, I didn't figure out until I was nearly done with the first 9 holes that the yellow area was supershots. For some reason, the instructions on the different colors didn't show until I played 9 holes the second time (both of which were the first set.) Playing a game without instructions when they are supposed to show up is very annoying. Besides that though, the only issues with the game is that the competitors start off with gear much better than you, and as others have mentioned the small hills that cause your ball to completely stop are very annoying. Overall, I give the game 3/5 stars
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For anyone still struggling with the easy badge, Hole 1 of Course 2 seems to have plenty of birds. Complete a round on that, exit on the second hole, and repeat until you got your ten.
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I have the damn Gravitee imp badge soo i think that the easy badge would be easy...and i was very,V e r y wrong,the medium was actually easier and i got it first
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I guess I'm the only one who was relieved to realize that it meant actual birds and not birdies. The badge isn't nearly difficult enough for all of the whining being done.
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bro... your easy badge is cringe bro... not cool bro.................................................................................................................................................
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So I don't get /anything/ from practice rounds? Not Money or achievement unlock or a bird counter? that seems mean, especially since it doesn't seem to eb stated...
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My biggest complaint that basically ruins this game for me is how HORRIBLY the corners are programmed. If something has the slightest raise in elevation your ball bounces off of it as if it hit a brick wall, a horrible example is the TINY raise in elevation that is the parking spaces in hole 2 of the first course. If your ball rolls into them it should not ricochet off as if it hit a forcefield. Same with the "corners" of the sand traps
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Repeatedly hit 90% power, the slightest bit of lag or frame drop makes the medium badge impossible to get... the easy badge is a nightmare too, I target birds with full power and it goes nowhere near them... the game physics for me seem super broken
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Some of the edges need to be polished and rounded out. Can't count how many times I've hit the edge of a rough or cement for cars and had my ball bounce almost all the way back to the tee. Like, why'd I even bother hitting that super shot?
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This sucks, out of the thousands of games that could've got the BoTD why a golf game. Skipping this one, not worth it.
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Cyclomaniacs was fun. This is not. They gave it a shot at something different. Sometimes it turns out better than others.
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Without get a choose to change clubs is very stupid. I keep over shooting the green area in second course. it is back and forth until finally stopping in the green zone. Some of the equipment hurts you more than help you.
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Apparently, even if your ball goes in the hole first, hits the bottom first, & stops moving first if an opponents ball does the same within a second of yours then they place ahead of you.
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WOW, wtf is the point of buying new gear and increasing stats if it's just going to offset whatever gains you get with fake difficulty? Jesus Christ, I hit the ball twice as far, but by the time the ball stops the half a day of bouncing (which wouldn't go that long irl) and he stops staring at his own magnificence and actually runs to it, they've already hit the ball again and caught up to you, sometimes, even pass you up. That's another thing: Human players have to move the mouse AND wait for the power meter to get to where they want; a game AI doesn't. It has the exact scripts of angle and power to go right away when their AI player character gets there. 1st place turns into 4th place almost all the time at the green because of that, and that really shouldn't happen.
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A precisin timing and aiming game that penalizes y fr taking the time to aim and get the timing right? WTF? this is just stupid.
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Difficulty of the easy & medium badges needs swapped. Also it's not counting the number of bird hits correctly, it's only counting around half.
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Someone must think Badge of the Day equates to "Get players to play trash games they wouldn't even consider touching in hopes they like it anyway" :(
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If you're trying for the medium badge, I don't know if it's just me or if it's the game, but I found it FAR easier to get supershots while putting by using the left end of the meter. I tried to get 5 in a row for at least 10 minutes (just hitting balls straight up in the air or doing tiny forward putts) and the best I did was 4. When I switched to the left end of the putting meter, I got 17 in a row on my first try.
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Ohh yes - I really appreciate timing my shot into the green zone and the ball going backwards (that was sarcasm in case you missed it). 2 holes $100 and so far back in 4th place on both holes that there seems no point in continuing.
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Ah yes, "hit moving targets with a slowly moving projectile that cannot change directions in midair", a very easy badge
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The hardest 'easy' badge I've encountered in a long time! If you have a badge based on hitting birds it would be nice to actually have more birds available, or make it so you can actually aim for them... and it's annoying that they fly off before the ball gets anywhere near them... in conclusion, stuff the birds! :P
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i feel like the winning sound shouldn't be a loud trumpet roar, but instead the golf-claps or a "oooOOooh", something less "SHOUTING IN YOUR F*CKING EAR AFTER YOU'VE ENJOYED THE PEACEFUL CHIRPING OF BIRDS AND WHISPERS OF WIND, LOSER!" ... seems unfitting