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I'm sorry, but if the first words in your game description are "Upgrade your..." It makes me expect yet another horrible grindfest. What features does your game actually have that took effort to implement? Everybody and their grandma has upgrades. They haven't been a unique selling point in years.
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um why cant i double jump i can never get pass the bear on adventure mode cause i never double jump??? Bug maybe still 5 outave 5
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Whatever piece of crap thinly disguised as a human being made this evidently didn't think any of us would ever reach the point where a solid horizontal line of birds flies at us, therefore making it IMPOSSIBLE to complete this game without taking a hit. 1/5 for fake difficulty you miserable turd.
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at 280: COME ON PIGS FLY FLY FLY NO WAIT THATS NOT FLYING! >:( at 281: COME ON PIGS HOP HOP HOP OFF OF EACH OTHER'S DROWNING BODIES! >:) at 284: ALL MAN i almost made it! :( all-in-all... EPIC FAIL
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Why do I see more and more games, where after you mute everything, there is at least one thing (in this case, the UFO) that still makes sound.
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Having spent at least an hour or so fighting my way to the end to find out there's no way to finish this game without a flying ability which I used to save myself from being mauled by wolves in the caves, I now have no save so I can finish the game that has completely screwed me over. Well done, 1/5.
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Hey mat,your quite the cocky one,and I also noticed how you thumbed your own comment up.Thumbed down so you dont embarass yourself.
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WOWZA.....I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT ISN"T a UFO RIGHT? RIGHT? WOAHHHHHHHHHHH! THE ALIEN CATCHED THE OTHER PIG!!!......BUT FOR WHAT?
ALIEN: FOR ABNORMAL BACON , WHAT PIG WOULD EVER RUN FOR A "DIME" and HOW CAN THEY READ?
MAN: Youve got a point right ther.......AHHHHHHHHHHH! ALIEN! INVADERS! THEY WILL WIPE US OUT AHHHH!
(DOOONNGGGGG)
Alien: (puts down frying pan) Crazy as a pig.....LOL
ME: O.O
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how about putting the resume button at the top of the pause screen? It is SUPER frustrating when you instinctively click the top button and have to restart a really good run :(