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''SIR, WE HAVE SEEN A HUNGRY SHARK EATING PEOPLE!''
''Situation?''
''2012''
''sharp teeth?''
''yup''
''bring it on....''
''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH'' *gets eaten*
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Shark i earth: ok hmm... WHOA! A GIANT ASTERIOID?! ima bite it.| bOOM*| sHARK IN SPACE: AHHH!!! wait. i can breath in space! now what? think they found water at mars so i can live there!
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AWESOME! But how is the shark not fat? And if he ate a diver whole, wouldn't the divers tank, still full of fatal carbon dioxide, kill the shark? Plus if you agree!
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I feel like this whole series of games is same. Just the title and the in game title has changed, oh... DA ACHIEVEMNTS!!! other than that plain ol Shark game! :D not to get it wrong this is a brilliant game but just would be better if there would be a bit more change :)
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so all those people cars ships boats planes and the plane with the beard and spider man were running away from the shark not from the meteor that is going to blow up the earth
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me: Oh no, one shark destroyed the Earth, but on the bright side, I can always look at the Mako Shark's awesome shades.
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Man: OH NO THAT SHARK DESTROYED LADY LIBERTY!!!
Me: Dear God...
Man: AND HE KILLED KING KONG!!
Me: Thank God....
Man: HE JUST BLEW UP THE WORLD!!
Me: Dear God... lets get to mars. NOW!!
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And here I'd thought that 'No mute button 1/5' was just a baseless meme that no game designer would be clueless enough as to be deserving of it. Thank you, Mausland Productions, for proving me wrong.