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I hate being a lefty for this type of game. There should be a way to swap keyboard settings so that ASDF can control and down arrow bites.
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Was Babe Ruth playing in Yankee Stadium the day the shark attacked New York because I haven't seen so many baseballs flying out of Yankee Stadium at one time...
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Pulling down the planes and aircraft was hilarious but that last one I just jumped at instinctively when I saw the icon then it zoomed out and I'm pulling down a freaking asteroid and I was just like "... ... ... whoa."
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The shark stopped Osama Bin Laden hera a her-oh god whats he doing to that meteor! OMG! *WTF BOOM!!!* Shark: "Time to see if there is water on mars." "Maybe I`ll stop by Neptune and see if there is water there too." >:)
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Do i just suck at button mashing or is it literally impossible to fing pull something into the water because im really frustrated
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O.o ...I didn't know Spiderman was explosive
shark:i destroyed Earth now what? hmmmmmm didn't they say they found water on Mars?
Sydney, Miami, New York... That shark gets about!
I always wanted to be a shark and kill Spiderman!! Next on the list...hmmmm
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Shark: On my way to meet Spider-Man i became very angry when I discovered that they don't admit sharks to the VIP section, so I went on a rampage, destroyed a couple ships, planes, King Kongs, then accidentally ate Spider-man and felt there was no reason to live anymore, so, I jsu went ahead and just destroyed the whole Earth. I put an end to everyone's misery due to no more Spider-man movies.
(Also, why's there no Empire State building in this game?)