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I remember my daddy gave me some money. I lost it and he said, "Money don't grow on tree's, son." Then he got me a baseball. I lost it. He said, "Baseballs don't grow on tree's, son." I see now that he is wrong. Baseballs indeed do grow on tree's.
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:O only 322 turtle feet?! that turtles feet are only like, 1 cm across, so, only 3 meters!!! Or only 126.7714 inchs!!!
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It's incredibly short, but quite funny, especially the reaction when you go for cover. Could do with more levels and different gadgets besides the car (rollerskates for example, or a temporary spiked shell).
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My friggin' god, I discovered Mausland YEARS almost a decade ago, and when that logo with the hallucinating ant-eater popped up I immediately had a sense of deja vu, then I tried to remember where that's from, and I remembered the "Surprised your friends, burn their house down!" background! XD I gotta tell you, Felix, you were (are) one of the best and most memorable content creators I've ever seen on the net. Never in a million years would I have expected to accidentally find you again, and on a game that I only clicked on in the sidebar because I thought the turtle was cute, so it might be somewhat fun.
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fact: a baby's turtle shell is weaker than the cap of a mushroom ... so those baseballs should squish it trough the shell anyway but well . also make an impossible badge : don't go "safe" during the whole thing
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Great concept, and pretty smooth game! I'd only suggest a little more randomness; with replay value, this could be a 4/5. As it is, 3/5.