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Randomly or procedurally generated games are the future of video gaming. Look up spelunky on youtube if you don't know what I mean. Games like Left 4 dead have some randomization, but not enough to keep it fresh, for having those one in a million moments where set pieces do amazing/hilarious/awesome when they collide.
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MY NINJA PICKED UP AWORD I THOUTH I HAD A WEAPON AND NO I KILLED MY SELD =( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I honestly cannot see how this game has such a small number of plays. It's a quiet parody of the whole let's-keep-climbing platformer genre. Swords that kill you instead of what you expect; knocking out lasses in need of help; fight a lich, Thor, Chuck Norris and Moses. What's not to love?
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Why is this game so underrated? I mean... there are responsive controls, excellent pixel artwork, great music and... I thought I was going to save the girl and suddenly she fell from the platform, THAT'S PERFECT! The only thing this game needs is Kongregate API and, of course, more plays. Instant fav and 5/5.
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i found an easter egg, "Fall Of The Lich King" when you kill a skeleton king. its from World Of Warcraft: Wrath Of The Lich King + Me if you noticed! :P
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i was having a great run, jumping and punching and flying around; it all when down hill when i tried to punch chuck norris...... it didnt end well. 5/5
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When you get ash powder, am I the only one thinking of the emperor from star wars three yelling "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
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In Soviet Russia, chicken leg eats you!
I was wondering why there is a chicken leg in this game. This game is set in.. what, the medival times? Something like that. Apparently they had modernized chicken legs (bigger than than Chubbs the Ninja) 200 years ago. Was I the ONLY one that was thinking that?
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Hey, look a sword! *picks up sword* Cool I have a weapon now- Hey, what are you doing? NOOO WHY DID YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF? :(
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"OOOOH a sword powerup! *picks up sword* "wait wa- WHA- WHATR U DOIN?!?!?!?!" "Honerable Death!" "HONERABLE MY @$$, i was on a roll man!"
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Okay, picking up the sword and killing yourself is kinda humorous. I would so laugh my ass off if that was whole Naruto ended. I'd watch the ENTIRE episode just for that.(Funniest thing is, emos are the ones who like Naruto...And they ARE Suicidal and would kill theirself if one of the characters did the same thing.. "Oh, no! My favorite character died! I better do the same!")
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The name is completely unrelated, and it draws quite a lot of references from Tower of Greed... nonetheless, very enjoyable. I forgot what my high score was, heh.
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don't rate comments down just cuz they say first, that just makes you a jealous noob
and now i shall predict that this comment will be also rated down by jealous noobs