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The voice sounds like GLaDOS
You know. If she was a male. Who was 15 years old. Who used slang. And wasn't a potatoe.
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Dear dev, dont make a game that taunts me for missing a jump when half the jumps that I miss are because of your key sticking. 1/5.
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...On level 16, the block that is supposed to be in the tiny room at the top isn't there. How am I supposed to beat the level if it is missing a block?
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I find it a little annoying that the controls keep sticking with every time I press anything, so he ends up running right off a ledge or into a death block or something and I get messed up because of it.
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The voice-overs were funny until they started insulting. But this game is actually really fun. BTW dev, did you do the voices yourself?
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Is it a new trend to insult the gamer to challenge him? Most of those games are harder than the usual. "In the past" games were harder. They were just games.
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Press Backspace twice to go to the main menu. SPOILERS! If you go to the main menu then type "awesomeitem" you get an Awesome Item
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Super Meat Boy meets Portal meets Crank. Awesome. 5/5 for story and level design. Excellent job my friend, even if you are a bit of a bastard :p
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@link075: Yep. When I did it, I explored around. You can find the sections for the medals, minigames, etc, if you wander around and explore. It's basically a huge chunk all stuck together on a black background.
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Still has a few bugs: When you're in a narrow place with a box, and jump over it, sometimes you warp somewhere on the top of the ceiling.
In some levels your character keeps hovering a little over the floor and you can't press floor switchs (I think it haves something to do with the sticky black blocks on the top)
If you suicide in the last level when you're going to the sun, you restart whit a blackened stuck character. If you restart the level after eating the pill, the voice says you finished the game twice.
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this is hilarious. when you have the top hat, go to the medals room and push up against the wall and the hat changes.
Also, "danthezman" yes, you can
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OK, this is wierd. You need the secret that lets you teleport by clicking. When I beat the game the second time, I used the teleport to click into the place with the big pill. The camera stayed on the place where I clicked, and it did the thing where Joe eats the pill right below it. Then, after he ate it, he randomly teleported above the wall to the right. I flew right a bit more, and ended up offscreen! As in, the screen with the blue sky and the sun just ran out, and I was flying around in the background! Has this happened to anyone else?
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If the game is running slowly:
First right click the game and select Quality > Low.
Then right click again and select Settings and bring the 'local storage' option to unlimited.
This might not work for everyone, but it's just a suggestion if the lag is just unbearable on your PC like it is on my low-end junkmatron.
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(I am going to say this with the voice's voice.) So, I found a bug at the start of level 8. It is an insane bug that does NOT let me go on. I was just walking around like a little tiny bunny and when I got to the sheer start of level 8, my back was pinched in the door. And it hurt. A lot.
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'Badly optimized is a good way to describe the game. I think I'll reserve judgement until I get access to a computer that can actually run the game.
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Love the "American Psycho" reference. For those of you who didn't get it, it was where he says "Hey Joe, have a seat. Do you like Hewie Lewis?" If you still don't get it, watch the movie. Great scene and a great game.
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I don't have sound on, so I can't comment on the narrator, but this reminds me a lot of Oddworld for some reason. Very good!
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Whassat? JOHNNY UTAH?!? HELL YES! As usual, perfect voice acting from Utah. "The voice" was both funny, irritating, and endearing at the same time, and gave the story just enough depth. The music was lovely, worth listening to outside the game. Gameplay was suitably challenging, but it didn't get so bad you couldn't stand it. Artwork was superb, nice and clean. The one problem with this game is how buggy it is. After you become super-blob, things get weird. You explode randomly after returning to the menu, you get clipped into level entrances, etc.
Overall, great game. I dunno who gave it less than four stars, but they deserve to be slapped with a wet noodle. Anyone who gave it four instead of five: I'm watching you. One more mistake...
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is that intentional? i got stuck at the exit of level 8 after gaining the flight ability, and when i tried to quit to menu joe just keeps exploding...
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The music alone was enough to make me love this game, but the unique way of having the narrator give you a storyline (sort of) as well as teasing you whenever you die, was really entertaining. I tip my metaphorical hat to you, good sir!
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Joe: Super flight, teleportation, and mustache wearing skills... He ate the pill. Beat the game. With all his superpowers, boxes. Boxes still vex him...
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I absolutely love this game. The music is great and the voice and text had me laughing constantly. 5/5 And favorited. Now I'm just waiting for badges :D
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apparently you can break lvl 2 (after first win)
Just stay right under where the block will fall from. You explode and apparently so does the box >_>