Tired of “I haz factoin! Mst b LV42 w/ 9001 arena rank 2 aply. No n00bs!!!!!1”? Pwnersaurus Rex (stupid name, great people!) is seeking players who are personable, fun, and can form complete sentences. Communication, activity level, and enthusiasm are favored over experience and arena victories, as long as you’re willing to work on your deck and let us help and teach you. We are a top ten faction (as of Aug 26, 2011), so expect a fair number of wars and action, but also just good conversation in the chat room. Please reply to this thread if you’re interested, and we’ll follow up with applicants who sound promising.

What is this? A recruitment drive thread with no list of incomprehensible, inane and possibly insane requirements? To inspire the trolls that lurk on the fringe of what passes for madness, here is a comprehensive, albeit not exhaustive, list of requirements that may or may not be what we are looking for: 1. Applicants must be able to play at all times, even if they are taking a bath. Complete with yellow rubber ducky of course. 2. Applicants must be able to name all US states in alphabetical order. Then list them in backwards order immediately after. 3. Applicants must be able to point to a random spot on the World Map and name the place. Failing which, they will have to list the longitude and latitude of the spot and ten reasons why they know such a thing and not the name. 4. Applicants must be able to realise that this list is really short and that the above requirements are totally made up. However, being able to do _any_ of the above is a plus! Except the first. If you do perform the first requirement, this is a disclaimer stating that the poster has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that you just got electrocuted. The poster is absolved of all blame or responsibility for anything that happens in that situation.

An in-game guild/faction/club/congregation that actually WANTS people who can interact?! Give me a moment to check whether the moon is blue today. It probably is, you, know, with all that radiation from exploding power plants and all… … okay, weird, it’s not blue, but we can always imagine it is! So anyway, I’ll spin this globe here, see ( **points to globe** ) and there you go, the area I landed my finger on appears to be Timbuktu. Or maybe Tahiti. Hmm, probably not Taiwan, that’s near that big country that starts with C. … Thailand? :/ But anyway, do not let my lack of stellar geographical skillz change your opinion on how awesome I am! Or can be. Or may be. I assure you, I am completely awesome and fantastic and I not only can bathe, play with my rubber… err… duck, I can also play the harmonica, wash my hair, do mathematical calculations and answer the question to life! All while playing Tyrants! So pick me! Pick me! ME MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!@!21212121212ONEONEONETWOFOURTYTWO ps: i may also be a pathological liar, but hey, everybody lies. house said so, so it must definitely be true. pps: i am a level 7 noob

Hey there! First off, I know you don’t care as much about stats as other factions, but I am level 9, I just beat mission 41, and I am currently rated 1514 in arena, but I have beat up to some 4000+ level players with my decks (but hey, the AI is pretty bad, so that probably doesn’t say much). I am currently using a decent Xeno deck and a fast Bloodthirsty deck; PM me for the full lists if you want. I love the game, but its starting to feel a little stale, so I’m hoping to get into faction wars. I get on almost every day, and I would be willing to participate as much as I could in the faction (I usually check back on the game every hour or so that I’m on the computer to use up my energy). You sound like a great group to work with (with an awesome name-don’t let those Black Ops chumps tell you otherwise :D ). I’d love to join if you’ll have me!

Sounds good to me; I’ll send an app over. My current faction seems to have gone mostly MIA. I’m level 17, 5k arena, blahblah. I tend to switch around my deck a lot, but I usually use a pretty standard Xeno, or an all out strike deck. EDIT: Or, rather, I would send an app over if I could get your faction to show up on my “Join a Faction” list.

This might be what I need to not quit this game. I like interesting challenges and building a good defensive deck in this game is a big one. I’d love some other active people to discuss strategy with. Send me a PM and I’ll leave my current faction (Sorry HowLandTiger94 I’m just tired of fighting boring one sided wars.) I’m on every work day **cough** and sometimes on the weekends. Finished mission 66 a few days ago.

Your faction sounds quite nice. I might be interested to join you guys. How often do i have to participate in wars? My time zone is +1 and i have to work a lot and stuff and can’t guarantee to be active every day. Actually i play every day though, playing missions (Mission 50 atm), buying gold packs and trying to build strong decks. My best favorite deck is a a variation of a bt rush deck that works quite well until now. I don’t really have a defensive deck yet but quite some cards to come up with i think. I want to build a standard multi and a xeno deck. Unfortunately i still miss drac. queen and daemons. I am Level 11, maybe 12 today. Arena Rank is platinum, 5k. I am looking for a fun and adult faction that helps each other to have a nice time in tyrant. See you ingame, maybe ;)

Hey, I really need a faction and yours sounds like a good one. I’m currently lv 12 with arena ranking 5000. I’m very active but getting bored to wait for the energy bar filling up. Please invite me if I meet your requirement. Oh, there’s one thing I have to let you know. I absolutely do NOT know how to use the invite links. They never worked for me.

Thanks for the replies so far everyone. We’ll read through them and send out some invites. Just to be clear – we have invites turned off in the game – otherwise we get far too many to deal with. We’ll send you an invite link if we want to offer you an application. :)

We find ourselves with one open slot left to fill. If there’s anyone left out there who meets Heihu’s requirements, feel free to post an application.

Another spot opened up, we’re weeding out some less active members. Post or pm any relevent information.

For those of you who cannot add (you will notice, that is not a requirement to join!!!) that makes two spots currently open. If you want us, say so, because we want you. Like in a hot and bothered way.

I’ve always liked the idea of grouping up with other players that have a firm grasp of the English language. I’m willing to join.

I am interested in joing!

I am interested. Heihu knows me… sorta. I am working on missions, grinding rep for Pumeller, and waiting on 6 more wb’s to go elite. Then I will be offensively active. However, I’d say my deck on defense would suffice to do you service until I am ready to start hitting and build a real defensive deck.

Well, its that time of the month again! We just reached level 3, so we are once again available for new members. I was recruited through THIS VERY THREAD! You too can have all sorts of wacky adventures with us, and all you have to do is say you are interested, say a little about you, and an officer will PM you. Spots are limited, so respond fast!

Alright guys. We’re level 3 and have three more slots open. PR is a top 20 faction and I’m lucky enough to be in it with a group of extremely intelligent and friendly people. If you feel you would be a good fit please post here or PM Phoenix00017, Astro\_Bull, or myself. Thanks for reading!

Well, I’ve finished all missions and am just trying to accomplish the last two achievements. So after those then I would pretty much be able to put most of my energy into faction activities. If you’ll have me then I’m open to explore with you this last aspect of the game that I haven’t delved into yet. Update: Okay, I finished the achievements as well so, aside from earning some gold to get the cards I don’t have yet and perhaps adding a little more of others, i can afford to put most of energy into exploring factions now.

Bump, since it turns out editing my post wasn’t enough to do just that.

I’d be thrilled to join Pwnersaurus Rex, because I’ve always wanted to be a part of a good Faction. It’d be nice to talk to other people who share an interest for this game, and are actually understandable. I am currently level 12 and am on Mission 59; I have a good collection of cards and can get to 5000 Arena ranking if need be.

I’m looking for a faction and am an active player, and have been steadily rising in the rankings and plowing through missions.

I just started playing yesterday, and am currently at level 5, working on mission 24. I would like to join if you’re interested in a lower-level player who is just starting out.

Im looking to join your faction if there are still spaces. Im level 19, nearly 20, have Arena 5k ranking, have completed all the missions including the side ones and i play daily. My current offense deck is Atlas, Titan, Omega, Fortifier, Havoc, Mech Walker, Predator, Vaporwing, Dom Hatchlins, Cannon Walker and EMP; which pretty much decimates all put in front of it so far, despite still not getting tiamat to drop yet, grrr :)

lvl 12. 1461 arena rating and going (couldnt find enough high level enemies to fight so rating is kinda slow atm). plays daily.

Clever recruit thread, nice job guys