“Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.”

Hamster – A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.

TheMeow: Being American is like a disability

TheMeow: I like masturbating with carrots.
TheMeow: ’Cause sometimes they are rough and dirty, and sometimes they are smooth

Cesue: Sorry, my keyboard is sticky… for some… strange reason…

Bahtfais: And how do you know? Maybe there are forms of communication we haven’t even discovered yet!!1?¿
Bahtfais: Like…. Like….. inter… smell…o… ver… nication… Yeah… Intersmellovernication

chezzo_chick: Go Compare man is a sexy beast.

05at1: It’s not racism, It’s historical re-enactment.

xsnapple_galx: I want to die peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not panicking and screaming like his passengers.

bluedragon26: and here comes my dog :) man he is sooo cute
BigDaire: Phwoar! Yes he is!
BigDaire: *touches self

silva60: Might try and swap it with my brother for £20…
silva60: I hate change .

hau5mau5hack5: you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

Guy_In_Armor: PC Games > Kong > WoW > Random shit > RuneScape > Maplestory > Norton Antivirus > Larcondos > BigDaire >.<

lizziepatcat: when life gives u skittles, chuck them at some random person and yell TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!

DrStrangelove87: Shit happens when you party naked

Densu: Stalin got, liek, a 20,000,000 kill streak.

Metaltomato: “out through the night rang a terrible scream; who put the sand in the Vaseline”

plokkey: Your mom is very universal.

Glomple: Anytime I see Gl I automatically think it’s my name…so I saw “I personally believe Glomple should be shot”. >.>

A1chemyst: going to church makes u as much of a saved person as standing in a garage makes you a car

dremoraminion007: imma be on l8r just have to go work my mom

bunnysparrow: I saw the harry potter movies, and found them incredibly inaccurate. I mean, a ginger? With TWO FRIENDS?

05at1: Me?
XXXDoom: Yeah
XXXDoom: Oh shit.
XXXDoom: I thought you were NDN.

Glomple: OH MY GOD (reply)
Glomple: I am now scarred for life. (reply)

khamael: its funny when 05 gets bored and has to come here for entertainment

BigDaire: I’m such a twat.

Whilst watching the video of Saddam Hussein’s execution, I thought to myself, “Is there anything on the internet that I won’t wank to?”

Ninja_Cricket: All girls schools are real? I thought they were made up for porn movies.

MidnightDawnn: Trusting Turtle.. Hehehe.. That’s like giving your credit card to a hobo.

MidnightDawnn: Lmao = Let’s make an omelet.

MidnightDawnn: it had humping pandas.

MidnightDawnn: You’re like my period. Annoying when you’re with me, but when you’re gone for a longer time than I’m used to, I miss you and freak out.

Blazeing: shit i just broke my g string while fingering a minor!!!

zejew: Christianity- belief that if you eat the flesh of a cosmic jewish zombie, and telepthaticly tell him your thoughts. He will remove an evil presence within you, which is there because a rib-women ate an apple.Which she was told to do by a snake.

DrFlubiver: thanksgiving celebrates teh day american pilgrims took advantage of the natives for free food… then slaughtered em all cuz they wished to appease a demon god… wait…. nooo thats not right.

BigDaire: I’m gonna sing Ice Ice Baby and pretend to be the Queen then everyone will laugh

Crail94: LOL = Lots Of Lols

05at1: Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive

Alexselus: Chat never dies, it is merely waiting…

05at1: You have a penis?
anythink: maybe
anythink: Im not sure
05at1: Let me get my magnifying glass
05at1: and some tweazers
anythink: No, you need a microscope

Guy_In_Armor: Sometimes I wonder why I exist so I stop doing it for awhile

draco918: here in America, IQ is optional.

Leech_: 05 has +5 emotional defence cape.

BigDaire: Lol, Matt, you wouldn’t know funny and clever if they came up and spat in your mouth. :I
silva60: …That’d be kinda hot though.

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.