Word for the next few days
The cake is not a lie!
2010 World Cup Funniest moment
My name is Pavlos, and I’m looking for the toilet.
Je M’appelle Pavlos, et je regarde a la salle du bain.
Quote for the week
Oh my cosh(=D)!
I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and if you don’t watch out, I’ll power slide it straight through yer livin’ room!
Funny stuff written on packaging
Bag of peanuts – Warning, may contain nuts [Would never have guessed]
Horlicks jar – May cause drowsiness [Duh!!!]
Superman Outfit – This outfit does not enable your child to fly [Awwww…]
Bottom of Tirimasu tub – Do not turn upside down [oops…]
American Airlines Peanuts – Instructions for use ~ open packet, eat nuts [Glad we got that cleared up…]
Chainsaw instruction manual – In case of emergency, do not attempt to stop with hands or other bodily parts [Good to know…]
Bottle of milk – Warning! Dairy product [……..]
THROWIN’ MAH DISCUSS!
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